Samus/Daisy | she/it/he | bark bark woof woof etc etc.
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go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?
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Pros of vampirism: cool commissions from over 100 years ago. Cons? You have to pay to see them.
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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough
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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes
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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays
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that's it. put on the pizza hut maid outfit.

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my best friend PROBABLY FRAUD really needs to give me space sometimes
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