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Platonic love is so great. I'm obsessed with that shit.
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#682
“If we’re assigning blame then this is your fault for leaving me alone with explosives in the first place.”
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"Pain. Agony, even,"
"Oh my god you are such a drama queen,"
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“You’re plotting something.”
“What makes you say that?”
“You’re always plotting something.”
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"You're not coming."
"It's not like you can stop me."
"No, but I know who can."
"You wouldn't."
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"I can't believe you're still angry with me."
"Oh, is that so? How gracious of you to give me an allotted time to be pissed at you, and how rude of me to have surpassed it. Do I need to pay a surcharge?"
"That's not what I meant."
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"You're such a dick. I can't believe [X] puts up with you."
"Well, she puts up with you, so I can't be that much of a strain in comparison."
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"I miss you."
"I'm right here."
"No, you're not. Not really."
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"Are you going to say something, or are you going to keep staring at me like a possessed Victorian child?"
"I don't— What?"
"Haunted and feverish."
"Shut up. Just stop talking. How are you still cracking jokes right now?"
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#605
Night crept through the house like a living thing.
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#614
“Per definition, that was technically an accident.”
“An explosion that big is not an accident.”
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Definitely something you’d find at Borgia and Burke’s
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There was an elegant chess set sitting by the windowsill, and the closer she got to it, the more she thought it might have been made of bone.
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#634
“Just let me have like, three seconds to pretend everything is okay before we go back in there.”
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#639
“It’s only on fire a little bit, you can still use it.”
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