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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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additional comment from the anon: this mostly applies to things like smut or nsfw art. I see a lot of blogs that are 18+ and I’ve always wondered if people actually listen to "minors dni (do not interact)" or if they just ignore them.

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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down

Watch the full episode here

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love the concept that shipping something causes or is the result of psychic damage:

You take 47 psychic damage and now ship Sterek

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

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This reminds me of this:

The anti-car culture on this website is so fucking annoying. Like, sorry I want to be able to get around without having to spend two hours taking three buses. Sorry I want to be able to go grocery shopping in the winter without having to lug heavy bags home through the snow on a fucking bike

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This has to be true. Her last name is bunny instead of rabbit, makes sense that she wanted to make her own name not ride on her parents' coattails

when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

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Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian

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If I had a nickel for every time a cleric of Helio died, met Helio, and then starting worshipping a dead deity instead I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's hilarious that it's happened twice

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Absolutely spot on

fhjy bad kids in game changer "deja vu" ep screencaps

Pls watch fhjy and/or game changer and let's talk about it

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the whole story of changing the party's name from high five heroes to rat grinders makes me so sad. like what do you mean ruben only voted to change it because he knew it would upset kipperlilly

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My birthday is Saturday excited to see where it ranks.

"What date is the happiest birthday to have?" This and more important discussions are awaiting you in the series premiere of Smartypants, out now on Dropout!

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my apologies siobhan thompson i was not familiar with your sapphic swag

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Emily's delight that her German Shepherding has worked and is infuriating her enemy is so cute.

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Some of my screenshots from this week's episode

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kipperlilly being so jealous of riz for his traumatic backstory and claiming it gives him an unfair advantage when in reality riz's entire arc this season has been about how he has to be 10 times better than everyone else if he even wants a chance to go to college because he is so poor. doesn't matter that he already saved the world multiple times. lol.

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Everybody acts like each new Game Changer is a new level of betrayal and psychological torture from Sam towards his friends. Did we forget that the very first game changer was "Sam wheels out a strange machine and asks the contestants embarrassing personal questions, the veracity of their responses is judged by the Machine. The machine is actually controlled by the contestant's significant others who have been made accomplices. Forcing their loved ones into revealing shameful truths for internet broadcast." And sure, he's gotten a bit more personalized with these, constructing a variety of torture chambers for Brennan Lee Mulligan specifically, putting Grant O'Brien in various situations and then bringing his mother onto the set. But deception and betrayal were part of Game Changer from the beginning. So, when I hear people say "I can't believe Sam WENT THERE" about something all I can do is think to myself He went nowhere He's been there the whole time

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my figayda crumbs? acquired in the fucking funniest way possible