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dog's soul has been created in computer chips, scientists say
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MY BIG PROBLEM WITH "FAKE BOOBS" OF BIMBOES IS THAT MOST OF THEM ARE RIGGED WITH HYPNOTIZING TECNOLOGIA TJAT WAS INVENTED TO CONTROL ALL MEN OR AT LEAST ALL MEN WHO DONT HAVE "THE STRAIN" LETS JUST SAY IF U GOT A CERTAIN GOVERNMENT INJECTION U DO NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE SO IT CONTROLS ALL MEN AND LET ME TELL U THERE ARE ALOT OF MEN AROUND ME BUT THEY ARE BEING CONTROLED MOST OF THEM TO NOT WANT TO TRY TO FEEL GOOD DOING SEXUAL TYPE SHIT WITH OTHER MEN IT DID NOT USE TO BE THIS WAU BUT I THINK ITS ALSO CALIBRATED BY THE WAVES IN THE AIR THESE WAVES DID NOT EXISTS ALONG TIME AGO AND PEOPLE USED TO BE HAPPY TRYING TO FEEL GOOD ANY WAY THEY CAN AND THATS NOT HOW IT IS ANYOMRE ITS ONLY GETTING WORSE PEOPLE
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it started hitting some patois in the middle for NO REASON
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my local transit app has an unintelligible system where you pick an emoji instead of uploading a profile pic. and then it generates you a random flavor text name based on the emoji ??? anyway my name is scent of boog now
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fuck the #FlatBellieWhores even with no visible ass for stealing my men and huniliating me
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Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!
Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?
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Nintendo: Game Boy Advance SP, Tribal (2005)
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