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*DRINKS THE PHOBIA*

The phobia is HYPED !!

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@royalreef​ : “ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s j o y ” | prompts

A p a i n f u l extraction, really. However, the seemingly endless enjoyment one could have make it all the worth. Eat it right out of his mind, keep it for your own or it would make quite a gift for a close friend. Oz wouldn’t mind taking the creeping fear of never to experience the tingle of joy a man would be overwhelmed with. Miranda could have the sweetness joy could give and he could take the growing fright. It’s perfect. 

Despite this possible misunderstanding Oz showed curiosity through what little features he had. Peaking around her was a tiny phobia to see if she had already done the deed before giving a disappointed thumbs down.

“If you’d want I could...help? Not that you’d need it!” Not so confident in his voice yet he felt compelled to ask. It must be why she’s here if the Mermaid had yet to collect. What poor man would fall in her scale decorated hands today? 

“I’m all tapped out” he sighed out in a deep depressing breath. A terrible habit; breathing. “Had it stolen twice today and I didn’t even notice. Wait- did y o u ?” Not that he was bothered. However, he was almost iimpressed.

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T A G  D U M P !!

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sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

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