purekesseltrash
purekesseltrash
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I like to write and am Bellsastuff on AO3, I like hockey, specifically the Penguins and Wild, as well as BNHA which has also taken over my life. I also have a dog who is very cute.  I'm 30ish and boring. she/they.
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purekesseltrash · 6 hours ago
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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
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purekesseltrash · 7 hours ago
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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purekesseltrash · 18 hours ago
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i think some of the most important advice i can give about fic writing is….. reread your work in a different format. write on your computer, reread on your phone, or vice versa. you will genuinely see the words in a new light. it will help you edit and add. i’m so serious
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purekesseltrash · 18 hours ago
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I am not immune to the silly scientists from pacific rim I like them. Once again thinking about newt pacificrim. Biologist with like full sleeve tattoos of the animals he specializes in is such a Type Of Guy he's like masc miss frizzle
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purekesseltrash · 18 hours ago
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Quick Met Gala roundup, mostly to note sone trends I am perceiving! Several broad categories emerged, including but not limited to:
What Time Is It? Time For The 1970s
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purekesseltrash · 18 hours ago
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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purekesseltrash · 18 hours ago
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*to the tune of hit me with your best shot* hit me with a big rock. can someone hit me with a big rock
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purekesseltrash · 18 hours ago
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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI
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purekesseltrash · 23 hours ago
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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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purekesseltrash · 23 hours ago
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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.
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purekesseltrash · 23 hours ago
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“Ok that’s enough”
(via)
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purekesseltrash · 23 hours ago
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Maybe if we Ran away with Carly Rae Jepsen in 2015 none of this would have happened
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purekesseltrash · 23 hours ago
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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.
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purekesseltrash · 23 hours ago
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purekesseltrash · 1 day ago
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📸 Shinoji
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purekesseltrash · 1 day ago
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Bestie, just let me get my favorite acrylic yarn that is only sold in the UK, please
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purekesseltrash · 2 days ago
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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
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