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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

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unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

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Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

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how’s that house that raised you?

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letterpress postcards by Pottering Cat, Japan

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trail cam footage paintings

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*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

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1. After The Pale, The World Again 2. All Distances Are Insurmountable 3. Here We Go Mother On The Shipless Ocean 4. After The World, The Pale

Mia Novakova, Porch Collapse

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fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

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rop van mierlo, illustrations for wild animals, 2010