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You don’t need more... just her face and her voice... you’ll cum for her just fine.

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The MILF down the street has teased you all summer in that bikini.  She knows you’re not going inside for a drink... you’re going to beat off, Wanker.

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Didn’t expect the dildo. Awesome.

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Come on, Perv.  You know you wish that was your Mom.  Spend your days jacking off to her.

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Your coworker loves the way she can manipulate you.

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Your friend’s wife won’t cheat, but she thinks it is really sexy when you jerk off at the thought of her. 

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Women need orgasms too.

I logged on to read a blog post asking women what they want when a guy goes down on them. So let me see if I can learn something new today...

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The divorcee across the way let’s you stop by and jerk off to her for a couple of bucks.  You probably paid her mortgage last month, but she’s totally worth it.

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She loves a guy who will jerk off for her.  Give her a show.  Make her wet.  Blow your load for her.

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Pool season is over but you can still jerk off to your neighbor’s wife.  

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Here’s your fantasy about that coworker two cubes down.  Give her your cream.

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Sometimes you just need a sexy woman like Sophie Dee to coax the cum out of you.  JERK OFF FOR SOPHIE.

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Give Tory Lane all of your love.  Empty you balls all over her face.  You know she wants every drop of your cum. 

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Because every guy has a cheerleader fetish...

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The girl you took out this weekend told you that she was saving herself for her wedding, but if you wanted to jerk off for her that would be okay. 

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The divorcee down the street invited you to her first pool party of the season.  It seems she gave you the wrong time and you’re all alone... don’t blow it.

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You never understood why she always had grass stains on her knees when her car broke down.