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Joining the war on queerbait on the side of queerbait bc after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but is often true

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worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

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ok so i have a jackieshauna headcanon based on the infamous "i don't even like soccer" shauna shipman line. i believe shauna was the one who got jackie into soccer. she used to go to the taylor's house so they could play all the time. but jackie was the one who wanted them to join the soccer team. and it became a status symbol for her. while, for shauna, once something that was purely fun and theirs became yet another form of competition and comparison. i've seen many people in the fandom agree that she was just being dramatic and yes, i don't believe she doesn't like soccer, i think she loves it actually. but it bugs her how jackie made it into a thing to further her status and assume leadership, which she grows resentful of (because it's already so present in their duo dynamic). in coach martinez words, many of the other girls are better at soccer, shauna included but jackie "has what none of these other girls have. influence"

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it was actually batshit jordan guessed the correct breast milk owners like how did she do that 😭😭 literally based on vibes

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Being fixated on real people essentially and not characters is so embarrassing for no reason I can't reblog the posts like The Character anymore. I have to be like does anyone remember the real life adult man from the internet guys

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i wanna top lex luthor

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just because a guy has gay sex and falls in love with men doesn’t make him gay

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the heart shaped locket with a portrait of my nemesis inside stays ON during sex

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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them

people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son

me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck

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freudianalyze feminize fetishize fujoshize

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when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester

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To those of you judging us adults who exclusively watch children’s cartoons, what do YOU suggest we watch? The fact is, there's a severe lack of quality Western adult animation. And before you say 'live action movies'- seeing other people, even on screen, sets my social anxiety off the charts. And NO, I will NOT ‘just read a book’- committing to something as time consuming as a novel is a no-go when I can barely fit in my nightly re-watch of The Emoji Movie.

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you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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this sub is the gift that keeps giving

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sometimes you do forget that the general population doesn't necessarily find a guy cumming prematurely in his pants hot