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Been quiet for a bit, but we back now with a Zumie£ haul with my bf 🖤

Orange Broken Promises Hoodie- $50

Purple Japanese Hoodie- $65

Green Flower Hoodie- $30

✨$135 total✨

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*did I remember to take the security tag off the TV before I shoved it up my ass

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You ever just be laying in bed and your brain is like 🅲🆁🅸🅼🅴 🆃🅸🅼🅴 like brain no, it's midnight. Just dye your hair like a normal person.

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Take off the top layer of each shadow (a swatch or two) and buy/lift a makeup sanitizer spray. The kind makeup artists use when they have a palette for multiple people. That is if it's even salvageable lol I'm so sorry 😂😭

✨🔮today’s haul🔮✨

i finally got the modern renaissance!! it took me 4 tries because the only store who sells it close to me are on top of their security game. i’m so happy with the things i got :)

i’m really proud and my boyfriend told me i did a great job! sorry for the bad pics.

Total: €200 - $250 something

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lifting gc :)

just reblog this and ill add u 💗 not adding people who only like this post. must be a lifting blog.

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🤩✨moving in Lift! ✨🤩

I think this is the most grand trip I have taken and I don’t know how I had so much fucking crazy ass luck.

It was during the Mãćy’ś Frnds and Fam sale so the store was super busy and I literally made like 5 or 6 trips walking out of the store with this stuff and loading into my car. My arms are so sore and I will not be back here for a while.

Shark Rocket Vacuum: $159.99

Le Creuset M: $499.99

Le Creuset L: $549.99

Kitchen Aid: $474.99

Pots and pans: $270.00

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Metal Staws: $16.00

Measuring bowls (2x): $21.99 = $43.98

Flatware: $170.00

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Geode Coasters (2x): $98.00 = $196.00

Regular coasters (5x): $5.00 = $25.00

Gold measuring cups (2x): $58.00 = $116.00

Gold measuring spoons (2x): $34.00 = $68.00

Grand Total: $2,588.95

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I can't take aesthetic haul pics very well but wanted to show you guys :')

Reblog for good boosting luck lol

(this is also $278 saved haha)

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for disguises:

learn how to do accents,,, convincing ones. if youre going for european accents, heres some things that europeans do:

count starting with their thumbs (for reference, that scene in inglorious bastards)

americans have a tendency to lean on their back foot when standing upright, europeans balance their weight equally.

the lingo and terminology of british english. apartment is flat, vacation is holiday, trousers are pants, jumpers are sweaters, whatnot.

it doesnt matter if youre ugly in your disguise.

the point of a disguise is to fool someone. if you dont look like you, youve reached the goal. you can go super glamorous, or you can take a step down from where you are. in the CIA disguise department, theres a thing called "the little gray man," which is just the unnotable little man that no one would ever suspect. be approachable. dont be afraid to do things that you think look weird because chances are, they only look weird because youre not used to it. such as drawing on a mole, it'll look unnatural because you didnt have a mole there EVER. wigs with bangs are always preferred, unless if you can get your hands on a wig that doesnt cut off on your hair line.

stay safe you guys.

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Omg this has so many fucking notes but it was too funny to not reblog I'm screaming

OP is barbieprivilege

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Me, small time lifter, sees a haul with items from K0hls in the description:

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PSA: Chocolate and cocoa butter both come from modern day slavery and a SUPER corrupt industry. Farmers in Ghana & the Ivory Coast are paid a dollar (if that) a day to harvest the cocoa pods, some even cut down and burn trees in national protected forests to plant cocoa trees. In 2000 it was discovered that African children were being trafficked to these areas to harvest cocoa. It’s still going on. Watch S2E5 of Rotten on Netflix, ig what I’m trying to say is steal these items!!! When anyone pays for these items the money is going to the main companies profiting off of this, and not the farmers. They often have their wages stolen. Tony’s Chocolonely is a GREAT chocolate company that pays an above minimum living wage to these farmers and knows all their farmers.

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Nothing saddens me more than going out of town to a city with a bigger mall and shopping center but not having time to stop and lift 😭

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Depends on what store they work for but I've been through the LP subreddit many times and I always see them say shit like "man I could've held him down a lot easier if I could put my knee on their back but thats super fucking illegal" 🤔

The loss prevention sub reddit is so fucking funny it got me to log back into this account. Imagine calling people “homemade lawyers” when you’re literally a fucking wannabe homemade cop lmfao. Imagine being proud of throwing someone to the ground and putting a knee in their back to prevent a small theft for a shit corporation lmao. This is legit embarrassing I can’t even believe people think like this lmfao

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Idea

Go to a store with LP. Be as sus as possible. Look directly at cameras, have a big bag, dart from place to place, etc. Pretend to steal something, be as obvious as you can, best to probably do in front of a camera. Go to a blind spot and put the thing back or do something similar that makes it look like you're gonna steal, but don't actually, and then make for the exit very quickly. Basically what you're trying to do is have LP make a bad stop on you. Have them be so sure that you're an idiot shoplifter and gave them all the signs and that you were so easy to nab. You can probably act upset too, I'd be upset if I was being accused of shoplifting but never did.

Hopefully this might dissuade them from making as many stops. Make them think they're not as good at their job, the store will get robbed more, they might lose their job.

Destroy the enemy from the inside 🙃

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Guilt?

I feel about as guilty lifting stuff from corporations as they do when they abuse and underpay their staff, exploit third-world countries, avoid paying taxes in the places where they’re selling this shit, convince consumers they need to part with their money on shit they don’t actually need, influence political campaigns which are in the interests of themselves and not the people they’re riding on the backs of, and kill the environment so that they can justify increasing their earnings. 

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"Legality is not equal to morality" holy shit that's good

Ahaha..