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House would walk into Wilson's office, wordlessly stop and stare at the carpet until Wilson sighs and asks "Can I help you?"
House would look up and say "I love you, Wilson"
Wilson would just reply "not giving you the patient's file."
House would stumble closer and say "forget about the patient for a second-"
Wison: Okay this is definitely a ruse because you would NEVER say that
House: Wilson I LOVE you
Wilson: wh...what are you doing. Why are you..
Then they'd kiss. Wilson would be shocked until he closes his eyes. 3 seconds would pass before his face scrunches up and he pulls back and says "what- what did you put in my mouth!?"
Then his eyes would roll back and he'd collapse to the floor. House would step over his body, take the patients file, decide to take Wilson's coffee while he's at it, and leave
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i want to take this moment to appreciate the way that the actors say their lines in such comedic ways
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I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE






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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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the therapist slides a printout across the table. it’s a scene from my novel. “you wrote this?” i nod. “this is a cry for help.” “no,” i whisper. “this is chapter 17.”
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is there a guy my age in my area that i can like. pay to cuddle me im lwk so lonely and touch starved ughrjdhfjgjgjh
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Jo: perquè esteu destruint el planeta?!
Alienígenes: perquè hi ha humans que pensen que l'anglès és l'únic idioma que necessiten parlar.
Jo: és just, ho entenc
me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
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Cast Outfits!
Just thought I'd compile all of them. Whose style do you like best?
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