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Tuamie

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Halle Berry as Miss Stone in The Flintstones (1994)

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Halle Berry

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The Raising Starts

The stars were raising and we were still in bed, remember? With your mess up curls and your arm around my small body. My head was placed on your chest and I was holding you with my leg. We were naked, as if being naked meant that our souls were engaged in a really deep connection. I was going to buy some shoes with my mom at the mall and you convinced me to stayed there asking me "Do you really want them?" while placing yourself between my legs, slowly going deep, your eyes were looking at my body while I was feeling you filing me. We made love and everything around us disappeared. It was only you and me. And even when you were carrying the most horrible sorrow in your heart, you made me happy. We were happy in that small room with yellow glasses on the windows. The stars raised beautifully that night, the sky was clear and the moon was big. And I loved you more with every heart beat I heard while I was laying down on your chest, hugging you with my leg and stroking your face.

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10 tips on how to survive Christmas with the fam

1) Stay asleep. Go to bed on the 23rd and wake up on the 26th.

2) Suddenly become a Buddhist and vow to do a week of silence.

3) Go into your backyard, dig a hole, and get in it. Don't come out when your name is called.

4) Get an attack dog. Use attack dog.

5) Find Stewie, get him to take you to the future and get your human brain replaced with a robot brain that has no emotions.

6) Respond to everything they say with, "yes I agree." No matter what it is. Don't even listen to what they're saying, just say that to them endlessly.

7) Fake your death.

8) Get a cheap burner phone and every time you have to go to the bathroom, prank call one of them.

9) Have a bunch of embarrassing deliveries sent to your house in their name.

10) Anytime they try to talk to you just sneeze on them violently and then hold your hands up, shrug and say, "allergies."

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Halle Berry

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Halle Berry (1998)

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“But every time I try to move on, you’re right there.”

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Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl

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Send “I don’t love you” for my muse’s reaction

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Celebrities posing with their younger selves

IG: @ardgelinck

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