purple-sage
purple-sage
Normal Sage Behaviors
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purple-sage · 2 hours ago
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purple-sage · 6 hours ago
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imagining a disco elysium mod based on harrow the ninth. I think this would be excellent and have no problems
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purple-sage · 23 hours ago
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purple-sage · 23 hours ago
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purple-sage · 23 hours ago
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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?
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purple-sage · 24 hours ago
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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE
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purple-sage · 1 day ago
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Cytherea for you all
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purple-sage · 1 day ago
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To begin with, it’s not what you'd call "gravy." Over the past 200 years, a consciousness appeared layer by layer at the crucible of the Trawlerman. It's not unlike the way life started in the oceans four billion years ago. Wigan was our primordial soup, a base of evolution. We are formless. We are the very smack and barm that Wiganers invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this chippy exists, so will we.
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purple-sage · 1 day ago
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purple-sage · 2 days ago
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I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??
And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!
Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!
Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!
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purple-sage · 2 days ago
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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward
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purple-sage · 3 days ago
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HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY
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purple-sage · 3 days ago
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purple-sage · 3 days ago
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06.03.25 06.03.25 Playing into (her) Hands 💔
“Eliminate all other possibilities, and they'll make your point for you before they even know what happened.”
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purple-sage · 3 days ago
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purple-sage · 3 days ago
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funny trend in fantasy books recently where at least one of the characters who can do magic is basically just a modern grad student. it's a two nickel scenario but I think it's silly
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purple-sage · 4 days ago
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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion
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