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Double reblog

Angst

Zhongli x gn reader

Sum:he looks at his old memories with you wondering why you didn't stay longer.

Scaramouche x gn reader

Sum:you have a fight with Scara so go outside in anger he follows but is met with a surprise.

Xiao x gn reader

Sum:you confess your feelings but he rejects it but never told you why?

Yelan x gn reader (✨requested 💥)

Sum: One problem you have always had with Yelan finally caused a big fight between the two of you. Not in your usual mood you didn't hug her to bed, how did she react?

Aether x gn reader

Sum: You got stood up and left out of anger and embarrassment but then you saw Aether (new version :D )

Fluff

Tighnari x gn reader

Sum:The thunder storm is so loud raining heavily but you always have loved the rain but you see Tighnari might have some problems with the thunder.

Baizhu x gn reader (and you being a Qiqi's second parent?)

Sum:A little girl you found on Wuwuang Hill is lost and looking for her caretaker but without her notebook can't remember their name so of course you being nice you help her.

Head cannons w/ Xiao, Kazuha and Diluc

Sum: idk but it comes with a little fic for all of them :D

Angst to fluff/Fluff to angst

Scaramouche x gn reader (✨requested 💥)

Sum:you have a fight with Scaramouche and he accidentally tells you how he feels about you.

Itto x gn reader

Sum:you and Itto finally start dating but your parents and other people don't really accept you dating an oni.

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He has a crush on Fry Stacy

Spidersona/Oc timeeeee! Say hello to slider-man!

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“You’re our only hope.” 🥊

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Incorrect quotes#846 WOAH-

Mc*Is Playing hide n seek with Luke and the other young angels*1....2....3!!!-

Baby Angels*Squeals as Mc runs to find places to hide*

-Watching their interaction,Michael and Raphael watch over them-

Mich: Do you think they whimper?

Raph*nearly breaks his neck turning to look at him*!?!-

Sim*Coming in with lemonade and cupcakes without even hesitating*They do more than whimper~

Mich & Raph*Both look at him in shock*!?!

Sim*Going to give them their snacks, turns around to smile "innocently" at his brothers*

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through the threads of time — cocytus hall squad HCs pt. 1 ??

you and solomon found out by accident that his devilgram account still worked in the past

solomon and you become famous in the devildom for your extremely bizarre and funny posts

eg - videos of the two of you snatching up random little Ds and running away with them as barbatos chases you across the castle, while solomon holds a dead rat to keep the butler from catching up completely, pictures where solomon is posing with a gargoyle flashing a peace sign captioned, "getting stoned with the homies", etc

this makes your job as an attendant easier since the demon brothers also become more liked and popular by association with you, one of the hottest new influencers in the devildom

meanwhile in the present-day devildom, asmo is scrolling through solomon's devilgram when the demon notices posts from centuries ago…that he remembered were definitely not there before

cue demonic hollers as he goes and shows everyone that solomon found you in the timeline

even though both of you were centuries away in the past, the present-day brothers could keep up with your life through solomon's devilgram

suffice to say, they don't always like what they see

for instance, one picture of you and solomon sitting in a luxury restaurant with a pair of cats that looked just like you two, captioned "our kids <3" had made satan throw such a huge tantrum, every brother, even lucifer, had to work another job to cover the costs of rebuilding the HoL

belphie found a video where you and solomon were illegally downloading all the britney spears' songs that had survived the time jump on your D.D.D. and put them in one of lucifer's cursed vinyl records— he frowned; you were doing epic anti-lucifer league activities without him and satan

lucifer, upon hearing belphie's whining, went through his collection of cursed records and smiled fondly when he found the one you and solomon had meddled with; even if you had tarnished the record, it was still proof that you were safe and doing okay in the past, although he was apprehensive of solomon after the sorcerer posted a picture of him doodling a crude version of the avatar of pride's pact mark on your forehead

mammon wouldn't stop complaining for days after he saw the post where solomon had taken a video from across a lush cafe, of mephistopheles setting a steamed mocha down on the table in front of you, goofy smile on his face as he leaned towards you while chatting, and it seemed like you two were getting along really well, too; why did that horse boy get to be your sugar-daddy?!

asmo had been dealing with blow after blow every time he scrolled through the posts on solomon's devilgram; however, the one post that made him fume was a very cinematically shot video of thirteen standing in the wind on a hill illuminated by the moonlight, when the reaper turned around wearing a fake moustache and started proclaiming her love for you in spanish with a corny deep voice as you giggled behind the camera; why were you having so much fun without him?

beel felt something growling inside as he watched little food vlogs pop up on the sorcerer's feed; whether you were going out to eat with solomon, or trying out new food, or teaching him how to cook, beel felt a pang of jealousy in his stomach…he wanted to do those things with you, without that culinary terrorist joining in

levi knew better and tried to stay away from his brothers so that he wouldn't have to hear about all the fun you were having with solomon, until asmo shoved the D.D.D. screen in his face, a video of you and solomon spying on simeon, who was scribbling away in a notebook; the two of you were giggling, and he could hear you say "heh, he doesn't know he's currently writing the biggest best-seller in all the three realms!" and levi decided right there and then that he would figure out how to time travel, no matter how many times he'd have to bother barbatos

the best part is when they discover a centuries-old account with the username @royalattendant, where all the posts seem to feature them

when they discover that the account belongs to YOU, they become extremely invested, and start rooting for their past selves

they keep record of how many times each of them features in a post, and so far, mammon, asmo and levi have tied for top place, much to the three demons' delight

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I love how we all pretend Gwen was the cool suave one in ITSV as if she didn’t introduce herself as “GwaaaaaaaGwanda. My names gwanda. It’s African.” [realizes she is the whitest person to ever white] “I’m South African! I’m from. South Africa. Haha lol.” and then proceeds to lie so horribly that the only reason Miles didn’t catch onto her shit is because he was preoccupied with grabbing her shoulder in the world’s least smooth flirting move and then ripping her hair out

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should i make memes/shitposts for atsv

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Hope this isn't rude but... Your trans right? I'm asking for me recently it doesn't feel right being a girl and I'm reading fics, and other stuff about me going in view as a boy and I feel happier as a boy than rather a girl but I'm scared it might be a phase or my family/friends won't support me so I'm asking you (only if you are if not please don't answer this) when did you know you were trans?

I am trans!

And I hope you know this is a safe space and no one will judge you, I realized I was trans when I was around twelve.

I hope you know, on this blog you will be loved and supported if you are trans or if you're not and you are valid and there's nothing wrong with you.

I realized I was trans at 12 and when I was around that age I was very androgynous and someone called me "sir" and I found I really liked being called that and found I really enjoyed the concept of being a man and that I never felt like a girl and when I developed more that was a ... Nightmare lol.

And if it's a phase you're still wonderful, if it's not you're also still wonderful and know I will always lend an ear and support when I can.

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Extra: listens to Nightcore with Pav to annoy Gwen a bit but ends up liking it a bit

Hobie totally listens to trust fund baby but denies it.

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How could you hate him?

that small like three second scene of Pavitr feeding dogs has like, healed everything wrong with me ever,

this one:

I LOVE HIM SM

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Hobie totally listens to trust fund baby but denies it.

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Imagine

[gender neutral reader]

As the rain hits the multiple umbrellas you look out to the mountains as the stone cold adeptus Xiao looks into your eyes "I'm sorry..... But no" as he teleports away to his duties you wipe your tears away "I was foolish to think we could have been..."

But from behind a tree Xiao watches you "I'm sorry but I don't have much time left" he said to no one but himself

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Imagine

[gender neutral reader]

As Scaramouche yells at you for doing something so stupid "YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT!" "YOU DON'T TRUST I'VE BEEN IN THE FATUI FOR A LONG TIME SCARA AND I'VE BEEN FINE!" "NO YOU'RE NOT YOUR RECKLESS AND YOU COULD GET HURT!" "FINE I'LL LEAVE . OH WAIT IM TOO STUPID TO DO SO!" You yell as you leave as you leave the house in a fit of rage as Scaramouche tries to hold back tears he just didn't want you to get hurt he can't have another person leave him especially not you as he runs out the door looking for you "Y/N I'M SORRY I WAS WRONG I SHOULD TRUST YOU MORE!" But he wanders a little more to see your mangled corpse he couldn't even recognize your face any more if it wasn't for your matching ring you begged to get with him "I'm sorry" He speaks in a soft voice "I was so scared of losing you and yet I still couldn't keep you safe" as he cradles your cold mangled body close to his as the snow starts to fall

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(is this too ooc idk but I like it)

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Imagine

As the sun shines brightly and people of Mondstadt enjoy the bright day ahead as they thank Barbados for the wonderful day but you cry in the corner 'where are they?' you wonder as did they stand me up? At this point it's useless to even wait but as you turn to leave you find yourself in the arms of the oh so famous Traveler "Oh! Hey Y/n!" Paimon says in a delight as wipe you tears off your face "Oh hey Paimon,Traveler I'm just about to leave goodbye'' "Paimon wonders what got them down? "Oh well let's go Traveler Grandmaster Jeans waiting for us!" As Aether watches you leave "Yeah...let's go" as he watches you leave wondering if he would ever get a chance to be with you

( Not really angst tbh ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ )

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Rules/things I do:

I make the reader text bold white

REBLOGS ONLY NOT REPOSTS I MAKE THESE FICS BY MYSELF PLEASE BE UNDERSTANDING WHY I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TAKING CREDIT OVER MY WORK

Yes I do take requests and it's currently open but please bear with me I have trouble writing I'm new and I have a really hard time writing

I WONT take requests/write with smut/rape/incest/sexual assault/incest/proships/giant age differences

I HAVE A RIGHT TO NOT TAKE YOUR REQUEST I love to have people request but I will not write it if it makes me uncomfortable

My fanfics are often short and are left to the readers to imagine what's happening I just leave an idea for you to think tho some times I will try to write a long fanfic

I can write for Genshin impact,Demon slayer,spy x family,Saiki K,Obey me, stranger things, yandere and many more just requested and I'll see what I can do!

My fanfics are often gender neutral but if not I'll say so and not tag for the opposite sex for example if it's a male reader I won't tag it as gender neutral nor female because I don't want people to get mad at me because some people might get gender dysphoria and get offended.

And most importantly don't be a dick nor an asshole be nice and only to criticize if it's constructive not being an asshole just because I said you don't agree with like in a fanfic because from experience someone private messaged me to stop writing because "don't write this gender neutral, pick a gender to write and stick with it." So have some fucking sense also don't be a dick to other people in comments or anywhere tbh.

If I make a mistake like just tell me dude... I ain't gonna be a dick.

Master list

Genshin impact

Demon Slayer

Spider man across/into the spiderverse

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Hi love

I stumbled upon ur blog and ahh love ur writting i wad thinking maybe if ur requests are open that u could write a lil smth IF UR FREE OFCI

was thinking scaramouche x reader argument (angst to fluff :the ansgt shouldnt be brutal bc i dont hsndle it well)

Or if ur not comfy writting that u could doo

Scaramouche x reader scara accidentally confesses to reader??

Dont overwork urself and remember to eat <3

I'm so happy my first request I tried to make it as fluffy as yet a hint of angst and comedy as possible srry if it's too short 😊

Imagine

[gender neutral reader]

Childe casually listens outside the door wonder what tf type of jealous bitch he's listening to

"Scara we've been through this! Childe and me are just friends! Why does it matter to you any way?!" You tell him slowly raising your voice your starting to getting tired of fighting about the same thing over again you've lost a couple of friends because of him and your starting to get to mad "Well you don't act like friends I've seen him wrap his arm around you shoulder" he says grumply "MY GOD" you yell "He was trying to show me something I know you don't get along with him but aleast let me talk to him like a normal person why are you so protective!" You starting to yell at him now he yells back in the same tone of voice "BECAUSE I LIKE YOU AND IT HURTS ME TO SEE YOU ACT SO CLOSE TO THEM BUT NOT ME!" his face goes from anger to shock and disbelief about what he said "you like me... like me?" You say in disbelief that your crush or in other words the person your falling inlove with actually returns your feelings "yes? YES I do like you so stop hanging out with that child" he says to you suddenly getting a random blast of confidence "Awww I like you too" you say as you go up to him and hug him then whispering in his ear out of pettiness from the earlier fight "but I'm still talking to him"

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Childe from the other side looked like he was in shock and muttered out something "I gotta tell this to Zhongli...." As a smirk grew to his face knowing... You two were friends.

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Imagine

[gender neutral reader]

(this one is different from my other fanfics because readers text isn’t bold so mom and dad will be easy to spot)

Mom’s text ,dad’s text , reader text , npc/background character text

As you walk with Itto along the beach. “Umm… Y/n I know it’s a bit out of character for me to be quiet but I LIKE YOU nah I LOVE YA” you stoped in your tracks and look at him “You Arataki Itto like me?” “Yeah of course I like ya I mean who wouldn’t? Your a kind a sweet person and a overall great person to be around…” you look over to his blushing face “Sooo do you accept?” "Yeah..I do” you smile at him and he smiles back “WOAH” you yell as Itto spins you around “IM SO HAPPY” “I am too” you take his face in your hands and kiss him

*after a few months*

You couldn’t be happier! Itto was such a sweetie and gentleman though not a lot… But he was the light of your life “Father I’m home!” You yell as you open the door “Ah Y/n come in I me and your mother wants to talk about something” he says to you in a serious voice that kind of worries you sit down on the table “What’s wrong? You and Mother don’t usually talk to me in such a serious manner..” your mother sighs with a pitying look on her face “..Uhh darling we trust and support you of course you know this but… F/n help me!”She whispers at her husband to help her “Oh Y/n we know you love that… Well ‘boyfriend’ of yours but don t you think it’s time for you to stop joking and just choose one of the suitors we have chosen for you” you look at him with a shocked look on your face as it slowly crumbs into a look of anger “THIS AGAIN!” You yell but take a deep breath to calm yourself “I have said this a million times mother. Father. Arataki Itto is my boyfriend no I’m not playing I’m not joking I like him why is that so hard for you to understand…” You say with a sad look on your face your mother returns it “Darling he’s an oni he’s a literal monster who knows what he could do to you!” You look at your father thinking like a fool like he would back you up

“Y/n…A monster could never love a human.” Eyes tearing up you stand up ignoring your parents pleas as you start walking out of the room of your estate to the forest to your tiny cottage you start to hear it all the people whispering about Itto and you “Why would such a wealthy and beautiful person date such a thing?” “Well he’s probably black mailing them I mean who would willingly date an oni?!” Your fist curls up in anger then it hits you Itto and you have a little date at your cottage as your 10th month anniversary of dating god it has been close to a year.. you smile you can’t wait

“Hey babe” he has such a wide smile on his face “Itto come in!” You move a little out of the door frame to let the oni in your house “Here I saw these and just knew I had to get them!” You take the flower out of his hands smiling “Thanks hon” you kiss him “Take a seat” of course Itto complyed after all looking at the delicious food you made how could he resist? After a while of happy chatting talking about your week Itto starts to look drowsy “Ohh Honey are you tired?” But when you stand up to touch his cheek he’s already fast asleep you smile as it already worked so quickly

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Itto wakes up in ropes he can’t seem to move “Huh hun! Are you okay? I can’t move” he darts his eyes across the seemingly dark and empty room the warm and sweet atmosphere from before changed “Oh! You’re awake and by the looks of it the medicine worked better than I thought.” You look at him “Y/n what are you talking about..” he starts to get scared and kind of worried of what happened to your happy demeanor that changed into one an obsessed yandere would have from those books you would rant to him about “Oh..No nickname? What did I do wrong? I just protected you from the cruel cruel society we live in.” You state with a smile walking towards him leaning down to touch his cheek “After all they said a monster can’t possibly love a human.” His eyes start to widen realizing this wasn’t the Y/n he fell so deeply in love with as the thunder after the lighting from outside calling out to him and you, you didn’t realize in this situation you had become the monster.

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Hey y'all so I edited this so if you read it before the changes and saw the changes.. um sorry?