i don’t understand why i get so much joy from an animated dancing tree but i can’t help myself
LOOK AT IT!
LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS!!!!!!!
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(photo via mtglilianavess)
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Girls put so much work into their nudes. They wear nice lace underwear, with the lighting on point, getting all the right angles. While guys with dicks take the ugliest nudes. Crusty genitals wrapped in underwear they haven’t changed out of since 1864, looking like uncooked sausage left on the streets to spoil.
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Don’t be alarmed. It’s just a suit. This is not my real face and body.
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Me: Being judgmental is toxic and I refuse to partake in this kind of negativity!
Someone: *Has a rat tail*
Me:
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