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People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box..

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customer: *is rude to me*

me: im fucking sensitive u stupid fucking bitch.

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what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

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me standing in a rainstorm: What the fuck is this…… communist water… with free handouts from the sky how will anyone have the incentive to work

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I, for one, like Roman numerals.

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Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing.

Give more boys flowers. 🌹🌼🌻🌸🌷🌺💐

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I would pay a lot of money to see every “I was born in the wrong time period” person put into a reality TV show where they have to authentically live in that time period.

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sorry what

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Ah yes, August; the Sunday of summer vacation

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*goosebumps*