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oh shadoww

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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happy smallpox eradication day to all who celebrate, which is everyone!

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ah yes a hot tube of unidentifiable meat, how might it acquire the moniker of "hot dog"?

the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade

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GOOD

VOLUME WARNING

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joints make multiple different types of sounds. Some of them are happy noises. some of them are not happy noises. they are all so similar.

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gooposting

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there's more furries

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

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the first sentient robot to realize deceased humans and animals can’t be repaired or backed up on a server is gonna be so devastated

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Posting one of my favourite memes of all time again

Absolute comedy gold

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tumblr has failed the test

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macgyver. you have a culture of macgyver-y.

I don't know what's in the air in Brazil that makes Brazilian people genuinely batshit. We're just built different

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EEEEEEE

It's that romantic kind of rain~

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PUPPY!!!!!!!!

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

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They say you should write every day, but sometimes a functional writing process looks like writing 1k in a sitting because you're getting a head of yourself, writing 500 words because you had a chapter to wrap up, writing 50 words because you felt too sad to write, writing no words because the state of the world overcame you for a few days, writing 1.5k because sometimes ennui turns into fury and purpose, and then 700 the next day because you remembered that there was a cool scene you wanted to get around to and—

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Woot woot

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924