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ok question tho

ive actually fucking tried to google this but i cant find an answer, all i get are fics

where does the whole “five times _____ and one time ____” fic title thing come from??

is it a reference to something? or is it just a fanfiction thing?

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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“do you think you’ll still be writing fanfic when you’re 90?” yes, I do, and I hope AO3 is still here with me when I’m a 90 year old childless fanfic writer who writes slow burn dead dove do not eat dubcon gay sex enemies to lovers. next

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Haven’t updated in a while.. 

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I 💗 Beauregard “Pop Pop” Lionett and her 12-pack abs

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Something funny about another wave of actors who starred in Harry Potter films coming out against the Supreme Court ruling - and therefore JK Rowling who funded the campaign.

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posted a month ago on my patreon, original post by @turing-tested, @dog-on-it-tm, @khazel-t, @prettyboy-bigfoot (@clearcutcasualty), @rankeluck, @world-heritage-posts, @icecreamsavant, @yumiiiiiii, @jessbeinme15, @spacepaprika, @rat-on-fire, @thehottestmess, @vang0bus, @royal-random-the-yogurt-queen, @astraltrickster, @rubykgrant, @vaultoffaggotry, @adamsmasher, @cartoondog, and @unstablebill can be found here

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pop pop (consider tipping me if you like my art!)

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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Okay I know we all know this but Veth? Took her sixteenth level in wizard because she has a wizard she loves a whole lot? This pulls at my heartstrings just as much as Vax taking a level in Druid with Keyleth.

Because the root of the multiclass is that same, right. It's admiration of skill, sure. But it's love - mechanical, mathematical proof of love. Look, I changed the way I operate because of you. I wanted you to have permanent fingerprints on my story, and I did it with numbers - like how we do everything in this game, except the parts we make up. But now there's a paper that has numbers on it and the numbers mean I love you.

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Listen to me Lads I will never get over this scene as long as I live.

They see a bride.

And the first thing Hastings thinks to do is look over at Poirot LIKE THIS

Hastings: You ever thought of getting Married, Poirot?

Poirot: I have known too many devoted wives killed by their devoted husbands and many more husbands killed by their devoted wives. Non. Straight Marriage is WAY too dangerous. Non, Merci

Hastings: Oh. Well. I've thought of getting married. Gay married. To you.

Hastings: I've thought about it... Quite a bit.

LISTEN. WHO SEES A BRIDE. AND THEN TURNS TO HIS FRIEND. & STARES DEEP INTO HIS EYES. & SAYS "HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED MARRIAGE?" COME ON MAN.

My Man Hastings trying so hard not to pop the question right then & there LISTEN TO ME I am SO FERAL ABOUT THEM

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finished my latest cross stitch! cut it out and gave it black edging to make it into a patch. i'm planning to sew it to my jean jacket :3c

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don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.