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Can you be evil in the morning?

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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I know I'm late to the party when it comes to discussing the whole "Mercer Effect" thing but I do just wanna say, if you as a D&D player are expecting your DM to be like Matt Mercer, you should put in some effort to be like Taliesin Jaffe, Liam O'Brien, Marisha Ray, Laura Bailey, Travis Willingham, Sam Riegel, or Ashley Johnson

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LIAM. LIAM WHY DID YOU REACT LIKE THAT??? LIAM WHO IS THIS. LIAM WHO IS TRENT IKITHON. WHAT IS HAPPENING HES LITERALLY LIKE SHELL SHOCKED HELLO LIAM WHO IS THIS??? WHY IS HE. HE'S STILL LIKE JUST STARING WHAT?????????

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Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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I hope you know that it’s always this

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has this been done before

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Caleb, holding a box: What would you say if I came home one day with six kittens?

Essek: What's in the box?

Caleb:

Essek: What's in the box, Caleb?

Caleb: I think you know.

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone