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my mom just uttered the word paintist.

hello world, you've heard of drawers now get ready for PAINTIST

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ME

Someone: have you ever had a celebrity crush?

Me, a closeted ace:

[ID: John Mulaney, captioned “and I said ‘yes’, but here’s the thing: I hadn’t.” End ID]

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Anemic bitches RISE!!! But not too fast