call me Ladle and/or idk- Any nickname you can come up with. She/her pronouns! kotlc is my main bitch, but i dabble in other things. Very bi, no idea about other labels, so we vibe here.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:
You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing
It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables
The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong
The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting
Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off
Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute
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“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.
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guys wait who would swear the most if the keeper books were YA
HC that Grady swears like a sailor
Sophie definitely screams curse words into her pillow when she's upset
Keefe has some extra creative names for his dad
but who would be the worst
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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them
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popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something
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being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that
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i think, if you're gonna open a restaurant, you should be legally required to have a fat person come in, move through the restaurant, and sit in at least one of the chairs. I think that person should be able to veto anything from how close together the tables are to how fucking skinny the chairs are. few things tick me off more then being unable to get to half the resteraunt because all the tables are like, 10 inches apart, or sitting down in a chair that has pointless side rails only to realize that they are gonna be digging into my butt for the next hour unless i sit on the very edge of the seat and never lean back.
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Best Keeper Character 2025: Portrait Signups
What is it?
Like in the kotlc sexy competitions, artists sign up to make portraits of all of the characters (who made it past preliminaries) to be used in the polls. You will have until July 30 to complete the portraits and turn them in!
How to Sign Up?
Send me a tumblr message asking for the characters that you want, and I'll let you know if they're available as soon as possible! I recommend signing up sometime between June 24 - June 30 to give yourself as much time as possible to do them!
DO NOT send me an ask when signing up. Messages are a lot easier for me to keep track of.
Rules
You can sign up for as many portraits as you want, but I wouldn't suggest going over 5 because you only have a month to do them.
The canvas can be as large as you want, but please make sure that it's square (or, if you're drawing traditionally, as close as you can get to a square)
Traditional and Digital drawings are both accepted
Color is not required but it is strongly encouraged
You can draw as much of the character as you want, whether thats just a head or a full body.
The drawings do not have to be entirely canon accurate (hcs like piercings, poc vackers, ginger marella, etc. are allowed) but please make sure that it's still identifiable as the character. If you have any questions about that, feel free to message me or send me an ask!
If you think your portrait will be late or you need to drop out, PLEASE tell me as soon as possible!
List of Characters below the cut. I will try to update it as signups continue! If a name is colored in blue, that means the character is unavailable.
Alvar Vacker
Amy Foster
Biana Vacker
Brant [REDACTED]
Councillor Bronte
Master Cadence
Calla
Cyrah Endal
Councillor Darek
Della Vacker
Dex Dizznee
Edaline Ruewen
Elwin Heslege
Elysian
Ethan Benedict Wright II
Fintan Pyren
Fitz Vacker
Flori
Lady Galvin
Garwin Chang
Gethen Ondsinn
Lady Gisela
Grady Ruewen
Grizel
Iggy
Jensi Babblos
Jolie Ruewen
Juline Dizznee
Jurek
Kesler Dizznee
Linh Song
Livvy Sonden
Marella Redek
Maruca Chebota
Prentice Endal
Quinlin's Receptionist
Rayni Aria
Rex Dizznee
Ruy Ignis
Mr Snuggles
Sophie Foster
Stina Heks
Tam Song
Councillor Terik
Tiergan Alenefar
Tinker
Umber
Lady Vespera
Wylie Endal
Yuri
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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.
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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds
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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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