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Hey, I know it’s been…a couple of years. But I was really excited when I saw you on here with an account! You probably were busy, well, you’re in a hospital so I shouldn’t say that haha!

- Linda 🦢

HOLY SHIT HI GIRLIE AAAAAAAAA

It's been so long omg I thought we'd never talk again?? I'm so sorry I never reached out, I really meant to but uh yeeeahhh you can probably guess stuff got in the way LMAO

hold on I'll send you a message we NEED to chat oh my godddd!!!!!!!!! :D!!!! We need to catch up if that's alright oh my goodness!!!!!!

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alright man here you go

isnt he adorable :D

omg kittyyyy!!! he's so cute i wanna squish his little face

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Just realized that technically, Green's house could my house because I'm his wife. I think. Is that how it works? Do I get his house because he's dead? I hope not actually I just wanted to sell it so I could go somewhere else but maybe "the house of two former abusive criminals" reaally wouldn't sell for wel lmao

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I want your hand in marriage

I mean I'm flattered but no you fucking don't lmao I don't believe that for a second

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what the heck.... get him outta there... free him from the pistachio

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Hows recovery?

Going well, the patient who I played cards was allowed to leave the hospital which good for him but now it's more boring. He said he'd visit sometime though so that's nice, I may be figuring out how making friends works again let's gooo

The physical aspects of it suck though. Doing anything involving movine sucks because of my leg. I wasn't really able to use my arms til they recovered better. Oh I literally forgot until typing this though that they put a drainer in one of the injuries, I've genuinely been forgetting it's there til I accidentally touch it LMAO that part isn't as bad though it's just there

Aaand I did not mean to ramble on! Whoops! Guess I had a good bit to say lol

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SHE’S ALIIIIIIIIIIVEEEE 💜💜💜💜💜

INDEED I AM!! very nice to be alive and not dead and lowkey im glad I outlived that guy

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Yay! Your alive palpal! Can I give you a hug? Excitely vibrates like an alarm clock

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ok is giving hugs over the internet just what you people do?? Appreciated either way :)

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The purple is dead?

no <3

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hey dude wanna see pictures of my new kitten to make you feel better. idk if i sent them already

omg kitty yes absolutely

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y'think you'll be allowed visiting rights to red and blue now that greens dealt with?

Probably not and quite frankly I don't want em. I've ruined those kids' lives enough, I doubt they'd want to see me anyway and even if they did, it probably wouldn't be for the best ^_^

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"oh 90d y0ur hu564nd 63in9 d34d m34n5 h3'5 1ik31y h3r3 wi7h m3 n0w fuckkkkk…45 if i d0n'7 h4v3 3n0u9h 0f 4 h34d4ch3 70 d341 wi7h…"

damnnn good luck dude!! then again I'm not sure if he'd wnd up in that Nirvana place, buuut who knows what'll happen.

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Did someone say... Emotions?

Why is that colored. what do you stinkers have planned this time

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Red alert red alert green might be alive

HUH

oh! huh. well that's definitely something. I don't feel as victorious as I thought I'd be, but hey, I'm at least glad I won't have to go through the process of divorcing him?

I'm gonna go talk with someone else about this because oh god Emotions. Very glad I'm able to talk to someone else, also!!!! So much better than only really having Green's family to complain to.

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not actually for the record i'm joking but I feel like at least one of you fucks is gonna assume i'm being serious

The patient next to me has card decks so he taught me how to play solitaire and sometimes we race to see who can beat it first and I SWEAR IF HE WINS ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA PUNT HIM

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The patient next to me has card decks so he taught me how to play solitaire and sometimes we race to see who can beat it first and I SWEAR IF HE WINS ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA PUNT HIM

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Happy new years people of tumblr, here's to hoping I get out of the hospital before Janurary's over :0] im gonna lose it if not it is SO inconvenient to recover from a leg injury