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♥: fuck me

♠: fuck you

♦: calm the fuck down

♣: both of you calm the fuck down

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She tilts her head in confusion at his mental reply. "Well of course you don't wanna talk about it, that's not really what I was asking. I wasn't asking about YOU in particular, but clowns as a whole. Under what circumstances do they decide they want to mute themselves."

"Also, can lowbloods become members of the church?" The second question sounded like an afterthought, but was actually the question she was most interested in. She holds onto her tail to stop it from twitching so much in her excitement. It's starting to get really annoying. 

He just smiled as she was startled. He kind of forgot that people did not expect random voices that did not belong to them in their heads. Though quite honestly, he wasn’t sorry. Her reaction had been pretty amusing.

His smile vanished from his features though, as she asked him about his stitches. [THAT IS A PERSONAL SUBJECT, AS WELL AS ONE RESERVED FOR MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH, BUT IT DOTH INVOLVE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MESSIAHS.] Was what he responded. He did mute himself for the Messiahs when he had been young, but the reason that moved him to do it was not one that he was fond of.

In the end, it did all work out but… still.

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She jumps and squeaks like a frightened kitten at the sudden voice in her head, but then starts giggling loudly, her hand pressed to her chest to slow her racing heart. "Whoops, mew scared me!! I purromise I won't do that at the sermon, wouldn't that be furicking embarrassing." She smiles widely up at him. 

She isn't interested in self preservation around clowns, it doesn't even register that she should be. Around a lot of other dangerous things she is perfectly reasonable, only taking the amount of risk worthy of the payoff, but around clowns she loses all inhibitions in that area. 

She stops for a second as a question comes to her mind. "Why did mew stitch up your mouth? I nefur quite understood, and I don't know if that question is gonna be answered in the sermon or not."

This oliveblood seemed to be really eager to learn, though a lot of the stuff she was saying was rather confusing: he did not comprehend how she was arriving to some conclusions and others, and it was hard to try and approach it in a way that was coherent and well thought out. Honestly though, he was extremely surprised about how enthusiastic she was about all this. There weren’t that many lowbloods interested in his religion

He was also surprised that she was here, considering lowbloods avoided clowns like a plague, unless they were in incredibly friendly terms. He wondered if she had any sense of self preservation. It seriously tempted him to start some shit and see how far things would get but… he had a sermon in half an hour and he really didn’t want to have to clean blood off his shoes.

[I BELIEVE MOST OF WHAT INQUIRIES A SISTER DOTH POSSESS WILL ALL BE HASHED THE MOTHERFUCK OUT AT THE SERMON. OR SO I HOPE.] He attempted to use his voodoos to convey this message inside the olive blood’s head.

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:33 < all i'm saying is if mew're playing a game that pays off to the best liar, its purrobably best to know what they're saying as a first step

YOU’RE SO RIGHT. LET ME JUST ISOLATE MYSELF LIKE THAT ONE FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT WHO CLEARLY DOESN’T DESERVE ANY FRIENDS DESPITE THE FACT THAT, IN THIS CASE, THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME AND THEY CAN UNDERSTAND ME, BUT THEY CHOSE NOT TO.

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She doesn't even flinch as her pounce misses, just taking it in stride when she nearly falls on her face. 

She grins at the motion. "Holy shit, I don't think I've efur heard chucklevoodoos befur, not since I died at least!" She is literally bouncing in place with excitement, she is probably a lot more excited about this than she should be.

She doesn't follow him, instead sticking close to his side. She starts talking about what she read in the books, vaguely trying to start up conversation but more simply just wanting to talk, wanting to openly put what she had read into context with what she 'knew' herself. A lot of the stuff she says doesn't really make a lot of sense, and more than a little sounds just a little bit on the insane side.

Well, she was certainly attempting to pounce on him which he didn’t not appreciate and clearly demonstrated by avoiding the pounce. Anything that seems remotely like an assault puts Kurloz on edge, considering how many times his life has been threatened before. 

So instead, he stares down at her, smiling as usual as she smiles up at him and demonstrates enthusiasm for the sermon. At her question, he merely nodded and tapped his temple. All sermons were conducted with voodoos, so she wouldn’t have an issue hearing it.

He began to walk away from her, motioning her to follow him as the sermon was starting in about half an hour.

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Nepeta goes over happily, a skip in her step. The second she is within plausible range, she pounces on Kurloz, which is probably kind of really rude. "Hi Purrloz!!" She grins up at him, teeth flashing, eyes bright and gleeful. "I'm really furicking excited to watch the sermon!" 

Then her expression darkens slightly. "I'm gonna be able to hear it, right? Because it's kinda obvious that you can't give it vocally." Her tail twitches in agitation as she stares critically at his stitches.

Kurloz was finally let out of the med bay, just because he kind of threatened them if he wasn’t able to leave to give his sermon. They left him out with a warning, and a promise to come back to the med bay after the sermon was done, just for another precautionary check up. 

In any case, he was now getting ready for the sermon, washing off the hospital smell, as well as putting on his face paint before he set off to find the visitor that was supposed to arrive.

Once he saw her, the obvious olive blood, he smiled and kind of waved her over.

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Nepeta literally bounds to her transportalizer, super duper excited. She makes sure she has her claws, should she decide she wants to play, but other than that she just inputs the coordinates into the transportalizer and steps on.

When she arrives at the church, she is bouncing in place happily, her tail flicking all over the place in her excitement. She looks around curiously, totally not narrating her actions at all except yes she does.

"Ac looks around purriously." Is it curious or furious? Sometimes you have to give up things making complete sense for the sake of puns.

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:// < mewr not? i thought fur sure

iin 2ome ca2e2 2ure.

teach you? oh. ii couldn’t. ii’m really not 2o good at iit.

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:DD

[sent file “CHURCH.txt.”]

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:?? < fuchsia nepeta? catfish lusus?? wow that's purretty interesting!

:33 < who was the olive blood in your session if it wasn't mew?

:DD < leijon legion fur the win!!!

yeah, im a fuchsia blood, so fishpuns are the go-to fur that

but since my lusus was a catfish i like to mix some cat puns in there too

alwaves moar nepetas tho the moar the betta

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:33 < i see fish puns and i see kitty puns

:OO < are mew a catfish??

:DD < but really aww yiss moar nepetas!!

one of em was anofur nepeta thank the messiahs

hey gill!! 8DD: water mew up to?

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:OO < dude YES

:33 < nepeta leijon goes to clown town, lets do this!

COME TO A SERMON, THEN. :o)

THERE ARE TWO TODAY.

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:33 < i kinda wanna learn more bout your religion but i dont have any way to other than these books

SHAME.

I HATE NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO. I ENJOY BEING ALL BUSY.

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:// < thanks for the helpfurl advice

:// < i dont have anything TO do

:// < i already read through those books mirth gave me like twice and thats whats been entertaining me fur the last few days

SORRY TO HEAR THAT SIS.

MAYBE YOU OUGHTA DO SOMETHING WITH THY TIME.

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:// < i'm really furicking bored

SUP MOTHERFUCKER.

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:33 < isn't that illegal?

:33 < you should teach me!

maybe you could take up hackiing ehehehe.