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before you follow me please know i’m a bad person who occasionally makes a good point

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh

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Ripley (my parrot) says "you're silly" a lot because I say it to him a lot. But he also participates in both sides of this exchange: "you're silly" "no YOU'RE silly" "we're silly." Lately he has just been cutting to the chase and thoughtfully remarking "we're silly" over breakfast.

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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

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robotic sense of wonder

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usamericans do you realise that a stereotype we have about u is that you really really love ice. like the amount of ice you put in your drinks and all your ice machines are really silly to us. do your fridges genuinely produce ice????

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"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

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someone might need to hear this

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it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

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オレはいま ちょっとダラシナイかっこうできゅうけい中です

I'm now chilling with a sloppy style