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For an end to this gratuitous dickishness, what can we give you? — Jon Stewart Is Ready To Negotiate With Donald Trump
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Your ancestors called it magic, but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.
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peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols
“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”
“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”
“what the fuck did you just say to me”
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Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday
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The #1 question after seeing Marvel Studios’ “Avengers: Infinity War”
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After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”
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Céline Dion - Ashes (from the Deadpool 2 Motion Picture Soundtrack)
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@ODAATWriters: The @OneDayAtATime cast has a message for you : ) #ODAAT #ODAATS3
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What if we rewrite the stars, say you were made to be mine?
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Live boldly, Clark. Push yourself. Don’t settle. Wear those stripy legs with pride. Knowing you still have possibilities is a luxury, knowing I might have given them to you. This eased something for me. So, this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You have been the first day you walked in with your sweet smile and your ridiculous clothes and your bad jokes and your complete inability to ever hide a single thing you felt. Don’t think of me too often. I don’t want you getting sad. Just live well. Just live. I’ll be walking beside you every step of the way. Love, Will.
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