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a drag queen duo called laura vatraction and manny festation

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tagged by baby @whateggver

Rules: You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to! Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. No skipping!

1- Lily of the Valley — Queen

2- 27 — Fall Out Boy

3- La Monture — Notre Dame de Paris

4- D’yer Mak’er — Led Zeppelin

5- Take A Break — Hamilton

6- Animal — Neon Trees

7- Nothing Is Safe — clipping.

8- illicit affairs — taylor swift

9- Some Day One Day — Queen

10- Early Sunsets Over Monroeville — MCR

not tagging anyone haha

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Why does Five walk Like That

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reblog and put in the tags a trait all your crushes have had in common

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i find it very hot when diego hargreeves

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berlermo x hamilton headcanons (because they're my current obsessions)

alright, let's start with the fact that, in my head, andrés loves theatre (just as he loves any other form of art) and martín is a HUGE musicals lover

so OF COURSE andrés surprised him with two hamilton tickets at some point (and, knowing him, he probably bought the most expensive ones)

andrés's favourite character is obviously thomas, because how could such a flamboyant bastard like him not love another flamboyant bastard such as jefferson

he also likes alexander, because he lowkey reminds him of another loud, confident, bold, cheeky, clever af tiny man who writes all the time 👀

and, because of that, andrés starts singing "why do you write like you're running out of time?" at martín every time he sees him spending too many hours working relentlessly on his problems and calculations

on the other hand, martín thinks of himself as the laurens to andrés's hamilton, especially after reading the not-so-subtly-homoerotic letters the two sent to each other

he also relates a lot to angelica for obvious reasons, but he doesn't tell andrés, in fear he might understand exactly why he feels so much for that character in particular

but little did martín know that andrés actually noticed him crying throughout "satisfied" and in that moment his brain went oh

so, in a desperate attempt to subtly let martín know he knows, he starts sending him letters that start with "my dearest, martín"

martín, being the oblivious idiot he is, never gets it until andrés makes him notice it and then his brain goes OH

andrés would of course go on and on with his "betrayal is an inherent part of love" bullshit to try to justify alexander cheating on eliza and martín would have none of it

martín would absolutely thirst over daveed diggs, because WHO WOULDN'T

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Season 1 Luther : THE MOON

Season 2 Diego: JoHn FitzGeRalD KenNeDy

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Before I start season two I just gotta say sometimes i feel so bad for Luther umbrella academy like. you have a crush on your sister. You’re a monkey. And for what.

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“the only healthy relationship in this family was when five was banging that mannequin” it’s true but you don’t have to say it

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Andrés stuck in a time loop that makes him relive the day he kissed and left Martín.

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Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

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for a classical pianist i sure spend a lot of time talking shit about classical music

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unbelievable that people used to just sit next to u on the bus. i am glad that that is now illegal

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The umbrella on its way to the academy idk I didn’t watch the show

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if you follow me but aren’t a little in love with me rethink that

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also irrelevant but i want pussy