Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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who up rigging they mortis
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All good children's fiction says you are going to have to shoulder responsibility even if you don't want it.
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over
my gay wolf ass:
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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more like ursula slay le guin
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strange omens gather at the end of the street
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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
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“My Bisexual Wife”
Acrylics on Canvas
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An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
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Jean-Michel Basquiat - Nervous System - 1982
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it would be kind of funny if ireland unified and king charles dropped dead immediately after
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