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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

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this shit is the reason I can't watch hannibal normally bcs why is will graham always make every scene of him supposedly having the worst day of his life look so fucking erotic THAT'S A WHORE sorry

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LMAOOOO. Happy 8 years Riverdale

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"Vladimir, STOP!" is unfortunately killing me

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

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Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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