Vampire NPC was described as gliding rather than walking while bringing over wine and I joked he had heelies under his cloak. Some people can make amazing art of their campaign or characters. I can shitpost.
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Friends: Wouldn’t it be awesome if we saw Bigfoot?
Me: I THINK I SEE IT!
Friends: WHAT?!
Me: The car. I think I see the car.
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We are now roommates.
Friend: I’m using my Canadian accent.
Me: Well, you suck at it.
Friend: ... I’m from Canada.
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Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
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i had to
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my wife insists it’s time to eat him, but I don’t know if i have the strength D:
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#rapunzel #tangled
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Heee runs a hentai blooooooog
I got a tumblr, it really was quite great
I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.
I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.
Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.
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bitch they wearing Hogwart ties
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