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we love you shortie. this is a dark time for everyone and you sure don’t need to push yourself to do something that you don’t feel like doing. take your time and find your joy. we appreciate everything and i mean EVERYTHING you do. sending you so many hugs 🫂🫶

If Kamala wins I'll write a Swept Away sequel

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it’s always the same

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another day passes without sitting on javier peña’s face, and i wonder, will i ever know happiness?

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i just wanna kms now i hate y‘all everyone stfu i cried at midnight as if i just got stabbed in my guts from my own lover this is so heartrending, sickening, bloodcurdling and unspeakable nauseating i wanted to rip my own arms off. joel can just fuck offffff while we‘re at it i wanna rip off his arms too this fucking whore i wanna scream why is he like this THE AUDACITY I AM SPEECHLESS. ok go read this now. expect a fanfic edit from this soon😭😭

SO MUCH TO LOSE MASTERLIST - ONGOING

So Much to Lose - ONGOING

For readers 18+ only please!

summary:

Newly settled into Jackson city and forced to go on patrols with the miserable Joel Miller sets off a chain of events and encounters that have you questioning everything, including your own heart.note: Featuring Dark!Joel

story trailer

note: the gal in this is just a stand in, because the Reader is YOU in it.

Chapter 1 : Patrols

Chapter 2: The Doe

Chapter 3: You Make the Rules, Remember?

Chapter 4: Early Riser

Chapter 5: You still want this?

Chapter 6: Trapped Inside

Chapter 7: Spoiled

Chapter 8: Shoulder to Shoulder

Chapter 9: Repairs

Chapter 10: Rancher Street

Chapter 11: Snow

Chapter 12: Town Meeting

Chapter 13: Family Dinner

Chapter 14: Coffee Flavored Kisses

Chapter 15: Going Quiet

Chapter 16 : Will you tell me?

Chapter 17 : Pockets of Beauty

Chapter 18 : Useless: part one / part two

Chapter 19: Under the Lights

Chapter 20: Footprints in the snow - Coming November 2024

Chapter 21: - Looking Forward - Coming November 2024

Chapter 22: Charlie's - coming December 2024

Chapter 23: - Epilogue - Coming December 2024

EXTRAS

"Chapter 7 Joel" by @loveIvyxxx

Story MoodBoard by @angelbabysblog

Joel Miller Moodboard by @angelbabysblog

SMTL meme by @pedrito-is-punk

SMTL Soundtrack by @lovely-vamp-princess

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once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see

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‼️calling all joel fic authors‼️

we need a joel fanfic where reader gets joel pregnant not the other way around. sorry but this is a need. thank youu🥰😘

like look at this man and tell me you don't wanna get him pregnant (it's impossible)

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oh you know i would be the first to buy the pedro tarot deck🙏

We are thinking of a Pedro Pascal Characters Tarot deck, how about it? 👀 My friend at OsoStudios thanks you all who are buying her Tarot art at her online store!

If you haven’t seen her page, check it out! The prints and totes and shirts are gorgeous! 🤩

Redbubble

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i need a whole pack of tarots with pedro design i swear i would buy it no matter what it costs🙏

In our Pedro Pascal characters Tarot cards, Marcus Acacius is The Hierophant.

The description of the character as The Hierophant is here.

And you can also check the amazing prints, totes, shirts and other products for this one and the other Tarot cards in my artist friend OsoStudios Redbubble.

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i need everyone to stfu and read this

thinking bout olderbf!joel and reader the first time she sleeps over 🫢

oh, i’m sick. yes, yes, yes. i don’t think they’re intimate the first time she spends the night, but i do think it’s just about the cutest thing ever, so tooth rotting fluff warning.

older!boyfriend joel masterlist

older!boyfriend joel who’s ecstatic over the idea of getting you for a full night, but goes into absolute panic mode the moment he’s alone in his apartment getting ready for you.

older!boyfriend joel who spends 45 minutes in the candle aisle at the supermarket because how does one pick the correct scent to set the mood? not that kind of mood, he doesn’t want to give you the wrong impression—his intentions really are pure, but he wants to do this right. he wants to impress you.

older!boyfriend joel who starts cleaning his apartment at noon and doesn’t stop until he realizes he only has an hour to get himself ready before you show. he’s a pretty tidy guy, doesn’t own anything super flashy, but he would be lying if he said it hadn’t been a while since he properly dusted.

older!boyfriend joel who narrows down the takeout options for the night to three—he knows you get a little overwhelmed when there’s too many places to choose from, and this way, you can pick something he knows you like without the added stress. he’s content with any option.

older!boyfriend joel who makes sure all of the big lights are off and only the warm lamps and candle (he landed on vanilla sandalwood, cozy and sweet) are illuminated. he knows you hate the big light.

older!boyfriend joel who suddenly doesn’t know how to act in his own home, pacing the living area as the minutes tick past seven. any second now, you will knock on his door. he fiddles with the strings of his flannel pajama pants (you two had agreed that this is a strictly pj affair) and runs his hands across his beard. when he gets sick of himself, he’s readjusting his coasters, or fiddling with the various photos and posters on the wall.

older!boyfriend joel who comes to life the moment he opens the door and sees you, all giddy smiles, bouncing on the balls of your feet. you’ve got a duffel bag slung over one shoulder and a stuffed yellow bunny tucked under the other (you had shyly told him about your little friend—who you conveniently named Bunny—a few days ago, explaining that you’d had him since childhood, and can get a little nervous sleeping in new spaces without him. you said you didn’t want him to think it was ‘weird,’ but joel just shook his head and told you ain’t nothin’ weird about it. in truth, he was more taken aback by your honesty. that you were already willing to be so vulnerable with him. to trust him).

older!boyfriend joel who grunts an oomph! when you drop your belongings, barreling towards him and jumping up to wrap your arms and legs around him in a smothering embrace. he latches his arms around your lower back, flushing you to him, chuckling once he’s got you both balanced.

“slumber party!” you squeal, turning your head to pepper his cheek with an array of kisses before unwinding yourself and sliding back to your feet.

his arms are still around you, yours around his neck, and the worries that plagued him just moments ago are inconsequential compared the sight of your smile, the blatant excitement in the way you greet him. he doesn’t think anyone has ever been this delighted to see him. a long standing assumption that he may not always be the first choice of company, recluse as he is. but even in the disbelief of your joy, he does not let it ruin this for him. this newfound thrill of being wanted. he leans down to capture your lips in a proper greeting before tugging you inside.

older!boyfriend joel who lets you pick the movie (he always does) and doesn't mind that the food from your takeout box is probably dripping onto his lap with how close you're sitting; pressed right up against his side, butterflied legs halfway across his lap.

older!boyfriend joel who tries not to snicker every time you yell at the screen or ask a question about the plot as if he's ever even seen the film. he would much rather listen to you talk, anyway.

older!boyfriend joel who pulls your legs over his once the movie is finished, rubbing your calves absentmindedly while you both sit in the comforting silence, quietly recounting your day to him. he notices the ways your eyes begin to droop, trying to cover your little yawns that grow more frequent by the minute.

older!boyfriend joel who shows you to his room and tells you to make yourself comfortable—he doesn't tell you which side of the bed he normally sleeps on, but lets you choose the side you gravitate toward (which just so happens to end up being the one that is usually empty).

older!boyfriend joel who’s admiring you from his bed. he can see a sliver into the attached bathroom from his spot on the mattress. your rummaging through your toiletry bag, humming to yourself, and carefully applying various products with precision across your clean face. you’ve got a routine, one that you follow pristinely by the looks of it. he’ll learn it soon enough.

older!boyfriend joel who is in awe of the shape of you crawling into his bed, your fresh face and bare legs a sight he would very much like to grow accustomed to.

older!boyfriend joel who lets you snuggle yourself onto his chest, who thinks the weight of you on top of him may heal him from any underlying ailments. it's nice to have someone else here. in his bed. in his arms. he had forgotten what that felt like.

“you’re so warm,” you whisper, sing-songy with slumber.

his fingers trace the small of your back. “too warm?” he inquires, hushed voice laced with worry.

you hum dreamily. “no. just right.” you give his torso a squeeze and place a kiss under his chin before nuzzling your face into his neck. “goodnight, joel.”

if he dies right here and now, he would die a happy, happy man.

he wraps an arm snug around your waist, the other hand weaving up to rub gentle circles at the base of your scalp. he breathes you in deep, soothed.

“goodnight, darlin’.”

he’s never slept better.

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wanna be in a forbidden situationship w joel miller so fucking bad

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pedro spent like twenty years as a struggling actor and has talked about how even though he’s finally got a successful career now, he will never be able to catch up to all those past rejections, and how all those no’s still affected him and dictated his career moves bc he felt like he had to walk through any door that opened for him in fear of it shutting in his face or not having another one open. so if he wants to work on all these big projects bc he finally can and gets to live that childhood dream of being a movie star, then let him? what’s the problem? how does that make him a sellout bag chaser?? like bitch just let the man get his bag and have fun?? tf?

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Joel Miller vibes:

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omg of course!!!!🩷 i feel so honored like actually i‘m about to scream I AM ACTUALLY A BIG FAN🙏 i love your writing so much, the first fic i have read from you was STR and i fell in love INSTANTLY!! i completely binged your whole account after reading it and i’ve followed and read everything you wrote after that. and i loved EVERY single one of them. i really appreciate your work💕

i wanted to post this on here too since this is a tumblr fanfic inspired edit💕 i’m so obsessed with this fic you guys i think about it all the time😭

everyone go read swept away by punkshort🙏

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i wanted to post this on here too since this is a tumblr fanfic inspired edit💕 i’m so obsessed with this fic you guys i think about it all the time😭

everyone go read swept away by punkshort🙏

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the writing is literally so beautiful and detailed and everything about it is perfect. pls read this bc this is gonna be my personality for the next few years (more like decades) (okay actually until i die)

'swept away' masterlist

Pairing: Joel Miller x f!reader

Series Summary: Detached, closed off, and hardened by failed relationships (romantic and otherwise), hotel mogul Joel Miller is looking to expand his empire to an exclusive tropical island off the coast of Fiji. The problem is, he's not the only one looking to stake his claim in the tropics. The owner of the island, a family man first and foremost, invites all the bidders to the island for a month long retreat to help him decide which mogul will be crowned the winner. And to make himself look more appealing, Joel hires you to accompany him as his significant other. But it's strictly business... right?

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Big, grumpy sugardaddy!joel falls for you.

Series Warnings: no outbreak au, sugardaddy!joel, language, smut (18+ MDNI), slow burn, references to prostitution, (a little bit) of physical violence towards reader (not Joel), alcohol and food consumption, angst, Joel sucks at feelings, past infidelity mentioned, some daddy talk, implied age gap - chapters will have individual warnings

Status: in progress

Chapters:

1: Into the Deep

2: Paradise

3: Go with the Flow

4: Tropical Heat

5: Riptide

6: Undertow

More chapters to be added

Asks/BTS/Extras:

Joel's Likes and Dislikes

Floor Plan of the Villa

lovely dividers by @saradika-graphics

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someone had to say this. it‘s literally just a piece of media with NO harm behind it and is also the most enthusiastically written other than literal porn. children and women are being trafficked just so you can watch your little porn videos but no one talks about that. but when women want to read books with “spice“ you are automatically a porn addict. it‘s literally not that deep as you think. ACTUAL porn from the porn industry actually is that deep since it ACTUALLY PUTS PEOPLE IN DANGER. plus the objectification of women, being violent and abusive towards women and all that. with smut you know it‘s written safely. people are allowed to have sexual desires and put it into their work or consume that kind of media. as long as it doesn’t harm anyone.

calling women "porn addicts" for reading romance novels is so fucking stupid i'm sorry. grow up

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i'm on ovulation week brother i just died

marcus acacius as the dying gaul. saw the comparison and cranked this sucker out in two days. enjoy 🫶🏻

also, this is my first real post lol. hello!