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Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
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Best Spongebob episodes
ripped pants
when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep
krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels
FIRMLY GRASP IT
i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu
“3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”
Krusty Krab training video
The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up
WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT
Sandy hibernates
Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam
spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK
onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD
when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house
When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him
WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..
CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
Spongebob B.C.
When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge
SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
Magic Conch Shell
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon
FUUUUUTUUREEEE
talent show with squidwards interpretive dance
the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA
Kevin and the queen jellyfish
Fine dining and breathing
Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee
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GET TO KNOW ME
relationships [1/3]
→ rory gilmore & jess mariano (gilmore girls)
“you know, i have actually thought about this moment. a lot. what would jess say to me if i ever saw him again? i mean, he just took off. no note, no call, nothing. how could he explain that? and then a year goes by. no word, nothing, so he couldn’t possible have a good excuse for that, right? i have imagined hundreds of different scenarios with a hundred different great last parting lines, and i have to tell you that i am actually very curious to see which way this is going to go.”
“could we sit down?”
“no. you wanted to talk, so talk. what do you have to say to me?”
“i love you.”
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me on my way to fuck shit up
This 8.15 mile run though
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Michele Ferrero died today, 14th February 2015, at the age of 89. He was one of the richest Italians according to Bloomberg’s Billionaire Index and the founder of the Fondazione Ferrero in 1983, which cared after ex-employees and promoted cultural and artistic activities.
A list of the Ferrero products he invented:
Mon Chéri (1956)
Kinder Chocolate (1968)
Nutella (1964)
Tic Tac (1969)
Kinder Surprise or Kinder Eggs (1974)
Ferrero Rocher (1982)
Source: Repubblica
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Memorial Day
It's not about the beaches, the grilling, kicking off summer, alchohol, or kids lighting little sparklers in their back yards. It's about those who have risked their lives so we can enjoy all of the trivial activities we do day after day. It's about those who not only risked it all, but lost it all as well. To all of the families who werent able to get just one last hug, or one last letter, my heart goes out to you. Because you are the real heroes. Keeping your composure when all else seemed to go wrong. Every morning, I put on this uniform, and i take pride in it. I may not be a high ranking officer or an NCO, but I don't need to be to know that I'm doing something good not only for myself, but for all of the families across America that need that sense of protection. And for all of my battle buddies both past and present, my heart and prayers go out to you. Memorial Day is a day of remembrance. It may not have seemed like it at the time, but the brave men and women who served in previous years kept me safe and allowed me to make the decision to enlist, and one day, if I ever see combat during my time in the military, I will do the same for the next generation of soldiers. So yeah, kick off your summer with a big party, hang out at the beach and drink a nice cold beer, but just take a second to remember those who made a difference.... those who may not have wanted to put on a uniform that morning, but did it anyway. God bless all of this nation's military.
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lust for life // girls
Oh, I wish I had a boyfriend I wish I had a loving man in my life I wish I had a father Maybe then I would’ve turned out right But now I’m just crazy, I’m totally mad Yeah I’m just crazy, I’m fucked in the head
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