pxlelf
pxlelf
PxlElf
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I speak English and J’apprends le FrançaisCisHet, Panromantic, He/HimAbsolute sucker for good animated showsBig ol’ geek, player of DND.
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pxlelf · 25 days ago
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you are 16. you are talking with a gay man in his 50s or 60s, a friend, huge and gentle with a scarf and short fluffy curls of gray hair, who has directed you in two plays staged in your mid-size artsy town. (he has not yet asked you to be in his production of The Laramie Project which will change your life. this conversation will also change your life.)
he is talking about theatre. he is talking about theatre when he was younger. he says, "of course, it was AIDS then." in the pause, you ask him. clumsy and quiet and 16 and "straight," you ask him. what was it like.
he takes a moment in which his face is not like a person's face. "there was a time," he says, "i'm not sure how long, years. when i went to a funeral every weekend." he tells you about two funerals in a day, and choosing between friends when you couldn't make it to both. he does not look at you, he looks at them. his wet grey gaze is so clear that you start to see ghosts. it will be years before you understand why it feels like your grief too. why the ghosts call you family.
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pxlelf · 1 month ago
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poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website
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pxlelf · 1 month ago
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Shark Culling Laws Poster
Designed by Matteo Musci
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pxlelf · 1 month ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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pxlelf · 2 months ago
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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
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pxlelf · 2 months ago
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pxlelf · 2 months ago
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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀
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pxlelf · 2 months ago
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reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics
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pxlelf · 2 months ago
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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
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pxlelf · 2 months ago
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do you guys think JD did it because he was under the mistaken impression that whoever kills the pope becomes the new pope
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pxlelf · 2 months ago
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cost and benefit
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pxlelf · 2 months ago
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pxlelf · 3 months ago
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You've now been afflicted with realizing that most animes are just Utena. Kill la Kill, Gwitch, etc etc. Its like watching the original star wars and realizing most mainstream Hollywood movies are just trying to be that
There are only 3 shows and they are all Utena, JoJo or Dragonball Z
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pxlelf · 4 months ago
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pxlelf · 4 months ago
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pxlelf · 4 months ago
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ice cream sandwish
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pxlelf · 4 months ago
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likes to charge, reblogs to cast
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