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occasionally I still see people complaining abt top/bottom discourse in fandom and like. my hot take? they don’t have to have penetrative sex at all 😭
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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was
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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed
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sea salt and tangerines
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
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they should make a saluting emoji that looks tired. exhausted even. one that got to the airport at 3:30 AM perhaps. dare I say a saluting emoji that's about to stuck in an overnight layover in dallas. hypothetically!
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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
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one of my favorite things to do in limited perspective is write sentences about the things someone doesn't do. he doesn't open his eyes. he doesn't reach out. i LOVE sentences like that. if it's describing the narrator, it's a reflection of their desires, something they're holding themselves back from. there's a tension between urge and action. it makes you ask why they wanted or felt compelled to do that, and also why they ultimately didn't. and if it's describing someone else, it tells you about the narrator's expectations. how they perceive that other person or their relationship. what they thought the other person was going to do, or thought the other person should have done, but failed to. negative action sentences are everything.
#“bla bla bla” she lied#BESTEST AMAZINGEST MOST GOOD SENTENCE#AND WHEN IT IS IN HER VIEW/PERSPECTIVE? HELLO
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"came back wrong" sure yeah that's cool i guess "came back suicidal" now you're talking
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