Text
daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
41K notes
·
View notes
Text
indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
Need more animal photos from this angle fr

Such creatures
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
you know what lets actually bring back lolcats, they were so simple and so benevolent. like check this out

133K notes
·
View notes
Text

she destroyed all of the stuffed animals except for this one
28K notes
·
View notes
Text

“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."
102K notes
·
View notes
Text
fee rqnge eggs and a sourdough at the clowest grocery shop $18.90 total
862 notes
·
View notes
Text
70K notes
·
View notes
Text
my body and brain are separate entities and neither of them are me
32K notes
·
View notes