pygmy-puffle
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She/herResident of Horny Jail: #80085
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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸 PRINTS
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Money fucking sucks. It distorts everything: relationships, decisions, timelines, who gets to feel safe and who doesn’t. It turns something like “home” into a math problem. That’s brutal, and unfair, and I hate it so much.
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episodes that i think every tv show should have:
timeloop
whodunit
musical
beach trip
random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)
one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again
one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters
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well open my bank account and call me johann sebastian bach the way I'm fuckin baroque
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Oh hey man. They're plotting against you. Anyway catch you later.
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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.
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sorry for showing a modicum of non positive emotion for a minute there. that wasn't very immovable unfazable object of me
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Dolce Far Niente (1897) by John William Godward
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'Eros and the Fates' by Julius Kronberg, 1908.
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the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it
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