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Love when some stupid bullshit app i was forced to install for a singular purpose even though i knew i'd never use it again in my life has the audacity to send me a notification and remind me of its pathetic existence like You fool. had you kept silent, i might have allowed you to languish, forgotten, on the third page of my homescreen for another few months. but no, you simply couldn't resist. "☀️ Mornings are brighter with Zippadee! 😊✨" i'll shoot you like a dog

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i’m screaming

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thank you random redditor very cool

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JF: People of St. Louis Cleveland and Denver/Ft Collings--all of these shows are selling very quickly. Not sure if they will sell out before the end of the week, but it's entirely possible. Don't postpone joy. Tickets at http://TMBG.com. Go!

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Did anyone tl Joann? I bet she'd be big angry

I cannot wrap my head around working at a pride booth wearing a HP shirt.

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I feel like we need to track down these two and introduce them to each other I feel like something beautiful could happen

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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think

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I'm choosing to believe this is real because it's funny and hurts no one

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deeply grateful to DuckDuckGo both for autocorrecting this search and for having the grace to forego even mentioning it had been corrected

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great things happening in r/starbucks right now

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DON’T LET THE MEDIA FLIP THE NARRATIVE‼️

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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.

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i quoted the spiders georg post in statistics class without saying spiders georg and it was fun to see most people in the room look bewildered at the thought of eating spiders, and two people looking like

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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there