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poisonous and heavy
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what you have to understand is that burgers are round and in their roundness they create a likeness of the great serpent but also create a circle of salt (there is salt inside a burger) meaning that burgers are a thing of consumption and rebirth, but one that is contained by itself. and through breaking this containment (taking a bite) a truth is released into this world (flavour) and you can lap at the teat of eternal truth (stop being hungry)
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head in my hands ive drawn the same thing for the millionth time but its just really not my fault that undying freak is like that
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once an akuma dressed like julius caesar told me i was too warlike and economically underdeveloped then he hit me and when i woke up i was in belgium
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go here for the love of god!!!!!!!!
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look at him very closely
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figurine of st. joan d'arc by princesse marie-christine d'orleans, french c. 1836.
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okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me
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"My friend my sister I release you from existence" Or I could actually real life kill myself that's fine too
#thank you to the eternal red orb for being the mmost beautiful character in this gayass show#can we please get felix fathom another eternal red orb he can't do this alone#the eternal red orb has no thoughts or feelings. it's not even eternal. it's just red#but they share the same goddamn genetics and that means he's gotta be gentle. he's gotta be kind#i mean fuck when was this kid ever kind to anyone? not really at all until the eternal red orb
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dear idiot americans: i have just sent my highly-trained squadron of death pigs to eliminate your stupid lakes
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just one city. i just want to drop a nuke on one major american city. just once. that's all i want. that's all i've ever wanted. please just let me have this
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