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pyroblade55 ¡ 3 days ago
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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pyroblade55 ¡ 4 days ago
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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)
DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)
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pyroblade55 ¡ 4 days ago
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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.
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pyroblade55 ¡ 5 days ago
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Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles
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pyroblade55 ¡ 6 days ago
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pyroblade55 ¡ 6 days ago
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I purchased A Comprehensive Guide on How to Ethically Implement AI in Your Business expecting a substantive, thoughtful resource. What I got was a one-sentence-long book that serves as little more than a thinly veiled anti-AI rant disguised as ethical guidance.
Frankly, calling this a “comprehensive guide” is not just misleading—it feels like a joke at the reader’s expense. If your goal was to frustrate and disappoint professionals genuinely seeking ethical AI strategies, you’ve succeeded.
P.S. AI isn’t as bad as you seem to think. In fact, this entire message was written by ChatGPT—respectfully and logically, without bias or fearmongering. Food for thought.
OMG OMG OMG! It happened!!!
You actually hit the nail on the head when you said “it feels like a joke at the readers expense” because that’s exactly what it is. I’m making fun of AI bros like you.
Also, it’s very obvious that this ask was written by ChatGPT. No one talks like that.
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pyroblade55 ¡ 7 days ago
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kris does have the ability to stop themselves from saying stupid shit when the player orders it which means they are totally cool with saying “Bangin’ sermon, my man” to a priest
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pyroblade55 ¡ 8 days ago
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While it's important to recognise that depictions of mental health and mental illness in video games are often dogshit, and a "sanity meter" flattens understanding of the impossibly complex issues of mental health into a single metric
We also have to acknowledge that sometimes you do just encounter shit that causes your sanity meter to decrease
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pyroblade55 ¡ 9 days ago
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Old fighting games are so funny
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pyroblade55 ¡ 9 days ago
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Guilty Gear Strive PC 2021
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pyroblade55 ¡ 10 days ago
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You can’t say that white pumpkin
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pyroblade55 ¡ 11 days ago
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pyroblade55 ¡ 14 days ago
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Hahaha Bridget, you are banging my daughter
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pyroblade55 ¡ 15 days ago
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so we watched Evangelion together in one sitting over Discord but I edited part of it without telling anyone
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pyroblade55 ¡ 15 days ago
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pyroblade55 ¡ 16 days ago
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Following the anagram naming convention, toby fox should make a third game called “unrelated” that has nothing to do with undertale or deltarune and contains zero lore or references to them. It’s just a baseball simulator or something.
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