pyromaniacbibliophile
pyromaniacbibliophile
run for cover when the pup grows- BANG
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She/her; probably bi/pan but who knows; a chaotic mix of the hellaverse, Les Miserables, good omens, and occasionally Harry Potter. Probably a bit too obsessed with dead fictional French revolutionaries.
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 49 minutes ago
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I found the boyfriend!!!
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Also he's got a cousin
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How deep is the worldbuilding here??
OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 53 minutes ago
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how long has he had family???
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How long has that family been the genie.???
OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 57 minutes ago
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OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 58 minutes ago
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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS
LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 59 minutes ago
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i hate this place i want to go to build a bear
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 3 hours ago
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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 3 hours ago
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manifesting a palamedes and odysseus duet of when odysseus was feigning madness to escape the war
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 3 hours ago
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a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 3 hours ago
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Can we have a dilf sharpwolf comics please ?🥺 Where the young Antinous and telemachus react to their future selfs...who are married
( i'm sorry if i ask to much... )
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Old anti : but listen, it's even better cause you have no obligations you just sit, look good and relax
Present anti : don't tell me he tops...
Old anti : of course not I'm still the top...
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Old anti: tho we do switch sometim-
Present Anti: MOTHER FUCKER!
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 3 hours ago
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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 5 hours ago
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Pandora Rosier is that one character who knows they’re fictional and so breaks the fourth wall, occasionally.
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 20 hours ago
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it's called icarian flight what the hells did you expect?
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 22 hours ago
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Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind
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pyromaniacbibliophile · 22 hours ago
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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."
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