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Yoooo its a person

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Artblocked so i doodled alex drawing on the couch

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pspspsps i dont have a lot of time for artfight this year so not a lot of time for searching BUT if you send me/reblog with/comment your artfight page i might be able to do a lil drawin'

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insta doodle requestsss

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undertale: Art style break to represent Flowey's new reality-bending powers, using unsettling realistic imagery to instill terror in the player

deltarune: Art style break because it's funny. look at the silly tv man and his 24 fps dance.

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sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

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how it feels to submit an attack on artfight

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Look at him just having the funniest of times.

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excuse me? did you just say that frogs with eyes in their mouths actually happen in real life? what kind of developmental fuckery would even have to take place for something like that to occur?

it's not as unreasonable as you might first assume! because frogs, for reasons known only to themselves, evolved to use their fucking EYES to help them swallow food.

the way this works is: frogs don't have any bones between their eye sockets and their mouth, so when a frog swallows a thing, part of the process is that they squint their eyes closed and from the outside, their eyeballs kind of sink into their head,

but what's happing inside their mouth is that THEIR EYEBALLS ARE PORTRUDING BACKWARDS INTO THE THROAT CAVITY AND JUST. SHOVING THE FOOD DOWN THERE BY SHEER MANAUL FORCE.

if you are unlucky enough to be in the frog's mouth while this process is happening, you get to see their eyeballs through their mouth skin! yay!!! (also you get swallowed)

but yeah anyway, it's not really a far cry for a frog to experience a mutation that puts their eyeballs at the back of their sockets instead of the front, i.e. in their mouth full-time.

just be glad that your own mammal physiology prevents this from being a thing that could happen to you or anyone you know.

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ten years of science and yet no one can explain why running up stairs like a cat feels rad as hell

let's ignore the rest of the text because I really like the implication that science has been around for 10 years only

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“I wish I could be a boy” You can

“I wish I could penetrate but I don’t have a penis” There’s a surgery for that

“I want to piss standing up” The surgery does that too, but also have you heard of an STP device? You should look into those

“I like the effects testosterone could give me but what if people think I’m ugly after I start” would you rather be happy and ugly or beautiful and miserable

“I want to cut my hair short and look more like a guy but everyone is begging me to not cut my hair” bestie, it’s your hair and they can go fuck themselves

“I wish I was born a boy” The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, the second best time is today

“I wish I was a boy” I have great news for you

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he would not fucking wear that but let's indulge

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"