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Archaeologists have recently discovered the very first tindr profile picture

The historian who analyzed the recently unearthed picture said that the Santorini man's expertise with fish almost certainly meant he was "drowning in pussy."

"And cock," their colleague added.

"And cock," the head historian agreed.

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I've just been rewatching metal family and all I can think about is what the HELL was Victoria thinking when Glam was doing all of that 😭

Like, okay, random skinny guy she definitely didn't know and definitely didn't have anything to do with anyone she was riding with came up to her, dramatically gets down on one knee in front of her like that's FINE, homegirl doesn't have a moment to process or do much about it because Bug reacts for her and beats the crap out him (rightfully so because it's WIERD). But THEN that leads on to Bug trying it on with her- I like to head cannon that up until that point their friendship was friendship but because Bug is a man he can't fathom that and he saw him throwing Glam as something to be 'repayed' or some shit, hence the fact that he then SMACKED HER when she was having none of it- which lead to her hitting him and ditching, only for this random to FOLLOW HER.

NOT ONLY JUST FOLLOWING HER, DOING THE MOST TO CATCH UP WITH HER. Like some of us can't get a text back and he's out here zip lining and parachuting off the sides of bridges to get to her, and she NOTICED a few times him doing this ridiculous shit, so much so she lost control of her bike a little- on a cliff side, mind.

Like she doesn't know this man is trying to return her keys, she doesn't know who this mother fucker is. I don't know about you but I would be at least vaguely concerned? Especially when he fucking landed his parachute on the road and decided to kneel RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD 😭🙏

She must think this is a INSANE person because WHO does all of that and WHY FOR WHAT? She had every right to run him over- even though that little threat she made was absolutely just to get him to move, like there was no way in Christ her brain was like 'yes I'm running over this mother fucker for shits and giggles' no- because like fuck was it safe to swerve and potentially fall off the side of the cliff edge, he should've moved LIKE THE FIRST TIME SHE ALMOST HIT HIM 😭

Which makes it even more BATSHIT when she was in the hospital with two broken legs, next to what could only be described as the most insane mother fucker she's ever had the displeasure of meeting for whatever reason, and finally FINALLY he gives her the keys and her face says it all 😭 that is the look of someone who has had several bones broken and a friendship fucked over because of some jackass and some bike keys, she has no clue why he did ANY of that. But does she appreciate it? Sort of. Enough.

Who told this man this was okay behavior 😭

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Translations of all(?) quest room messages from ep 6

His parents wanted him to grow up a genius

But the boy's soul longed for the parts

And from parts he constructed

What he truly loved

But the family did not approve of this

The family called his creation rubbish

And the boy suffered

And only after acquiring his own family

He agreed

That it was rubbish

There's one more picture that I can't add because of Tumblr restrictions that says:

But he regretted nothing

So, what does this code mean? This story is similar to Glam's backstory, but how can the quest know this? How does this tie to the maniac mentioned in season 2 episodes?

Before anyone says that it's just creators foreshadowing things and it doesn't matter to the plot, this code is the key plot thing in the second comic so it can't be for nothing

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It's been a while since I posted cringe horny art on this site but alas, it's time

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Don't worry, Dr House isn't INTJ, he is just very unhealthy ISTP.

INTJ (the architect) - CHARACTERS COMPILATION

-> Ni Te Fi Se

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This person somehow managed to find the never released full pilot for the series (from the ancient lost age of 2011), neat.

It's mostly the same as Matchmaker, with an intro that's similar to the beginning of the actual show.

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Who did this?!

Episode 1 Part 1

Previous > Next

Ep 2,  Ep 3,  Ep 4,  Ep 5,  Ep 6,  Ep 7,  Ep 8,  Ep 9,  Ep 10

Season 2,  Season 3

Bonus:

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That was her face of hurt

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Starco. Basically Season 1 and 2 in a nutshell...

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Some meme redraws with Dillon Feat: Max’s dumbass 2AM antics.

Dumbass bounty hunter probably lives off of late night coffee and energy drinks and runs everyone in the house mad

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yknow i had to.

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every character in this show is absolutely insane and its hilarious

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old (and some new) metal family doodles

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they frucked