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bro thinks that actively ignoring queer rep in favor of yelling about ‘hating straight people’ is a good thing.

something I’ve noticed

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why do bats hang upside-down?

Make… no mistake.

They’re sociopaths.

God, that made them sound evil.

Let’s rewind a little.

Bats exist all over Coastal America.

Cave after cave after rabies case, it all sorta blends together-

If the hanging-upside-down rate is 50/50, they land on Tails 100% of the time.

No, I’m not completing this intro, I just thought it’d be funny as fu-

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I don’t. I don’t post about them at all 😭

i post about #kiana x mei way too much

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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! Michelangelo, a renaissance sculptor who worked in marble to produce human-sized statues, and illegally disected corpses to teach himself human anatomy. He's armed with two mallets, a sharp chisel in his belt, and so much murderous rage because the Pope keeps insisting *he paint stuff* even though *he's a sculptor*, damn it! VS Caravaggio, a renaissance painter who liked to brawl (or maybe a brawler who liked to paint?) and probably murdered 3 people (at minimum). He's armed with a walking stick, a dagger, and a plate or artichokes. Also, he's fighting for another pardon for murder from the Pope.

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

Michelangelo only because he’d hit him on the head with a statue and then it’d be all over for Caravaggio.

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@wannabelaika hmmm

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

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Silly Game Time: What are the first and second foods you associate with the classical element of Fire?

Crème brûlée and marshmallows respectively.

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Send me that intro dawg 🙏‼️

“It’s… been a while. You may be asking, who are you people? Where did you come from? Why?

…I wish I could say it’s that simple. About two and a half years ago, there was a global parasitic outbreak. Some doctor guy returned from a multidimensional space hole and brought it with him. He was from the 1800s and was super confused, but prolonged physical contact spread the parasite like wildfire. What made it unique wasn’t the fact that it could kill a human easily…

It was that it could kill you by feeding off selfishness. The only way to survive was to be selfless.

Naturally, people died en mass. What’s considered ‘selfish’, as it turns out, is really subjective. But the world’s governments came together with an executive discussion: round up all the infected and shoot them.

Well, I’m here, so that didn’t work.

A doctor came forward- a different one, not the time traveling racist dude- and proposed taking the survivors and studying a cure. So the CURE foundation- it’s not even a good name- was founded and the rest of the survivors were sent here.

The last batch of six, elected to test the cure on, just died. So we were picked. And, naturally, a girl who isn’t infected is also here. And she’s… like… really cute.

I’m Casey Ellen. And this is the story of how I fucked everything up and became the most selfish bitch imaginable.

Although my parents are French, so I guess that kinda comes with the package. Oui, motherfucker.”

this is the mc btw

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Yoo I'll always rb a post but generally I reserve my asks for politics so I've just come here to say YES I DO WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT

oki :3

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hello mutual giving me repeated notifications on my blog

hello :3

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evil students that are all fucked. there’s no saving them.

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Silly Game Time: Since it is "MerMay", a month where many fans like to indulge in OCs who are mermaids, as well as in AUs with and depictions of characters as mernaids (what we might call "blub-blub-blorbos"--hehehe! gods, I'm so funny!) ...

How much do you like the general mermaid aesthetic on a scale of 1 to 10?

forgot it was MerMay. Bout to draw Aricole but Nicole’s a siren and Ari’s a mermaid- (yes I’m going to differentiate)

anyways I’d give it a 5 for regular mermaid and 8 for ‘mythical creature that we thought would be cute but irl is actually a horrific monster’.

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Silly Game Time: By not sharing (giving all of) your sandwich to a random bird, it turns out you have accidentally offended the Birdeity (Deity of all Birds). Whoops. They are now going to curse you for one month, but will at least allow you to choose between two options.

So would you rather have your hands be like a parrot's talons (but still human-sized), or have to go bob-bob-bobbing along (hopping) everywhere like a robin?

The first one might be a bit of a struggle but I could make it work so that one.

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Do you know who prevs icon is?

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The true Aricole Sleep Token poll (ft. All the songs I associate with them)

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“Don’t you miss me?”

“Bitch, fuck nooo”

basically suffering

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Silly Game Time: Who are the protagonists of two stories you really enjoy (of any medium--novel, comic, movie, show, game, etc. including OCs if you like)? AND which of would of them would be better at scamming people by pretending to be a carnival fortuneteller?

Ashley from TCOAAL and Nicole from Co09. Nicole would be better at scamming people in general but Ashley would be better at scamming people as a fortune teller because mysteriously they’d all come true due to dumb luck.

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Silly Game Time: Y'know what this world needs? More giant statues (I'm talking 300 feet or 91.5 meters in height) that depict people joyfully playing musical instruments. So I've decided that a bunch of them shall be raised across the globe next Thursday!

Or, like, Friday at the latest.

You get to pick where one will go! Also what the instrument being played will be, if you like. No exceptions, no restrictions.

hmm. I want one on the site of the White House, like right on top of the building. It should be of Jesus Christ himself and he needs to be playing the kazoo