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q-zero · 1 year ago
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captured by a vampire but theyre trying to find a good youtube video to watch while sucking your blood and youre just like come on can you just get it over with
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:
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he is succubating.
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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this is where i blog from
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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we need an RPG with multiple morality meters measuring competing systems of morality. you steal something and you get a bunch of notifications like +1 Utilitarian +1 Nietzschean -1 Kantian -1 Divine Command Theory -1 Aristotelian Virtues
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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The little gremlin devil on my shoulder
(there you go sam)
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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My favorite part of doctor who ever is when the doctor does their whole “I refuse to kill this villain/monster because of merciful moral reasons” bit and then immediately follows it with “so instead I will trap them alone in a barren hell dimension for all eternity”. It’s like that’s worse, though. do you get why that’s worse.
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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He’s a musician
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q-zero · 1 year ago
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why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit
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