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It's not BOYMODING it's fucking BUTCH

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my dads so funny cause he’ll be like yeah me and my buddy used to go beat the shit out of gay guys outside the bar , funniest shit ever…. Then he looks over at me and he’s like well Obviously i don’t do it anymore

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Reblog 4 sample size

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Princess: *eating dinner*

Peasant: please your highness may I have some silver for food?

Princess: Aw. Ok here you go. *throws piece of cabbage for the

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Shut the fuck up lol

Aren’t you late for your shift at the five nights at Freddy’s pizza restaurant 🫢

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Theres swords and enemies and elf’s and o it’s very good

A mirror breaks

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Ants carrying shrimp

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this is me and you

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tumblr did not like my original post so i made another version too hope u like it

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TOP NO FAIL RECIPE FOR SUCCEES

step 1 get your pussy ate step 2 go out work hard step 3 get more toyysssss and prosper

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forest gnome at the side of the road catcalling construction worker style but by whistling the most amazing beautiful birdsong recounting the tale of how the ancient pheasant prince courted the swan princess

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SMILES INTELLIGENTLY

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*mutes notifications for every post i ever did make* why this site so quiet

-my grandma 99999 years prior-

*plugs ears* why this birds so quiet

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How birds act

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