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Tumblr is now giving me ads for trepanning

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still one of the funniest moments in australian politics

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Here’s a tip, up your sandwich game by changing from white bread to sliced brioche

youre smoking dart frog if you think i get to eat bread made of anything better than millet and sawdust

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Jimmy, you're in Final Fantasy now. You're bigger than i pictured.

i am final fantasy (all of them)

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eepy

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You post like this when you dramatically end prescription fees or tuition fees, but Labour went for ‘ninja swords’.

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okay now my politely

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on the ground with his paws put together side to side

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toadette what the fuck

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Goo goo babies are bad >:)

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i've been watching food recall videos since 5am (don't ask, I can't explain myself out of this one) and something that bothers me is the amount of people saying "blame the employees for the lack of sanitation too"...meanwhile if you've ever fucking worked in food service you know no one chooses to work around mold and disgusting shit but companies cut back on maintenance to increase sales and production, so the non-maintenance crew has very little time to clean and the maintenance crew is practically nonexistent! this situation is getting so bad where I work that someone jokingly said "maintenance doesn't exist" over the loudspeaker when maintenance was paged recently💀

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that meme

"I love to play and have fun"

"I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE"

is my average experience on here

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god answered the question "what if a peach wasn't fuzzy and tasted bad?" with the creation of the nectarine

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I miss having a cat. Sometimes you need to grab a creature

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love languages are some pop psychology bullshit. hate languages, that’s real tho. mine is trapping people under pillars

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one thing about me is i'm always going to need #mynothing. sometimes I do just want to lay in bed curled up and not speak for a few hours.

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These guys have GOT to go. Palantir (the company) talking like supervillains in an earnings report