I want to write my stupid gay novel character as someone who doesn't actually know anything about cars, and his crush runs his late father's garage. But I know too much about cars to understand the former and too little to do the latter it's KILLLLINGGGG me
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i wonder if the only reason el*n m*sk is still breathing is that i never learned how crypto and the dark web works well enough hire the dark web hitman sorry everyone
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it鈥檚 monday i鈥檓 in the labyrinth
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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please take those dicks out of your mouth and speak clearly into the microphone mr president
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Yonic dish found in NY
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strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt
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