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I want to worship you so badly

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then do it. on your knees like the pathetic creature you are. worship even the ground i walk on in hopes that I may or day acknowledge you as much as i do the grass that folds beneath me.

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you also play brawlhalla w me queerface. and I enjoy it a lot.

downloading java minecraft was a mistake now all i do is play block game, occasionally yerk the shween, and anxiety spiral

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I want you to beat me and hurt me then tell me it’s all my fault and you manipulate me into believing it and then you do that then you cry how you were wrong then you just manipulate me to staying longer never letting the cycle of me being trapped with you forever

you should dm me <33

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want mama to dig and scrape her nails up and down my body (maybe snagging on my cuts who knows :P) while she fucks me until im sore and begging :3

this sounds absolutely lovely <333 scratching open those cuts n watching you bleed while you scream for me <3

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I've never had someone cum in my mouth before... You could be the first.

would you like that? me filling your mouth while you sit on your knees for me ? <3

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I need obsession and self destruction 🥰😍, if we went out would u scratch an cvt me ? 🙏 ❣️

of course darling <333 n then we'd go out with you all covered in cuts n bruises n let everyone see how good I abuse you <3

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you can barely smell your top lip you utter buffoon. go back to jerkin off and whimpering for the hoes, I'll be here with my esteemed brothelmates having a jolly old time.

question for the followers. do I post the incredibly sexual asks.

not purple's tho me n him got beef

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question for the followers. do I post the incredibly sexual asks.

not purple's tho me n him got beef

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Favorite thing to drink?

pineapple-orange juice probably

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Hell yeah, my pipe wrench grants me immunity

ofc, but only as long as you swing it twice a day

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How can I be pipe wrench anon if I don't remain anonymous? That'd just defeat the purpose

YOU get special purposes my beloved <333

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Mommyyyy I’m too shy to not be anonymous but can I be the piggy emoji for now? So you know it’s me when I annoy you :)

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of course <33 n feel free to dm me if you'd like !

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Epic Rap Battles of History

Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael

Versus

Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael

Begin

Cowabunga dude, so let's get it on

Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance

We got the classical technique

To kick these three toed freaks back under the street

I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat

You don't really wanna step to da Vinci

I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow

So let me pass the mic to my man Donatello

Hard shell, but you're gross in the middle

Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel

Born in goop, raised in poop

I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit oops

Yo, Raphael and I came to flow

Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned 'til I croaked

I'm an emcee Shredder, but I get the feeling

I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling

Oh, Michelangelo, and I'm giant

I made David but I'll slay you like Goliath

I'm a rap God and you can't quite touch me

This battle's your last judgment, trust me

We drop science

We got the mathematics

The architects of rebirth are rap addicts

You beat the Foot but it won't go well

When you catch an Italian, boot to the half shell

The wisdom of our master (Splinter)

Taught us not to rush to violence (Splinter)

But our master (Master Splinter)

Ain't here dude

I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blades

Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away

I can bebop and steady rock a mic sucka

I'm a pristine Sistine nun chucka

Oh, hi, I'm a cool but rude guy

Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai

Dona-tell me who you are again, dude?

'Cause I don't Gattamelata clue what you do

That's because you mutants are too immature

You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer

We got the talents and the minds and the rhymes so sweet

We're like your NES game 'cause we can't be beat

Yo, go ahead and hate, we'll just skate on by

You guys draw more dicks than New York pride

We're the TMNT drop-kicking Italy

Chowing on your tower made of pizza

Save a slice for me

I fucking love epic rap battles of history please touch my girlpenis

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Mommyyyy I’m too shy to not be anonymous but can I be the piggy emoji for now? So you know it’s me when I annoy you :)

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of course <33 n feel free to dm me if you'd like !

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(Source: @mysillycomics! I got this off Instagram so I didn’t know it cropped the artist credit out!)

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My dash has gotten really empty lately.

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Oh hey! You still post here! :D

!! I'm incredibly inactive because I only got attention from like 3 people and got bored buttttttttt maybe if I start using tags ever I'll get more attention. honestly I'm just hoping I get lucky n more people wanna tell me how badly they need me :3c