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More Facts.
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tl;dr when i say to not follow my blog and you totally disregard and disrespect my wishes, i will move blogs and i will make things harder for you so fuck off when i say so
i'm really angry because i don't want to move blogs again but i really don't want robert following me i specifically said do not follow me
no i do not care if you like my posts, dude, i said don't follow me
you clearly don't respect my feelings enough to listen to me so why should i trust you with information from my blog about my personal life when i've quite obviously and EXPLICITLY told you "do not follow my new blog" 
following my blog is a privilege, because there are some people who i will not give my blog url to
so i'm going to probably move my shit onto one of my sideblogs and i will be password protecting that sideblog so people who aren't allowed to view it cannot view it
i'll be messaging people who follow me about that blog information and will include the password with it
bye
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gordon ramsay has reached a new level of done
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進撃】みんなー!結婚しようぜー!! by 齋藤@エレンが天使すぎてつらい
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i am genuinely flattered that a fictional man heard about my fictional clan and went "i want to hire them as my escorts"
i am truly, genuinely flattered
help
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fun scenario: burpholp goes along w all these terrible ideas reiner has hge like. does whatever reiner  suggests.  reiner gets really hot peppers and gets bert to eat them with him. they realize really fast that they are way too hot but reiners likE FINISH YOUR PEPPER BERT!  WE HAVE TO FINISH THESE!  WE HAVE TO FULFILL OUR DUTY WE COMMITTED TO THIS while tears are streaming down his face and theyre both turning really red and yelling and they keep drinking water and the water just makes it worse and worse and reiners like WAIT! WE NEED MILK! and berts like WERE OUT OF MILK YOU DRANK IT ALL and reiners like AUUUGH ICE CREAM THEN WE HAVE A PINT OF ICE CREAM and berts like ….. I ATE IT and reiners like THE WHOLE THING?? and berts like YOU DRANK A WHOLE MILK JUG! and theyre both stripping their clothes off because reiner convinces him it will help but it doesnt, they frantically dial annie ad beg her to run to the grocery store and shes sitting on the couch calmly painting her nails and shes like “im really busy right now" and reiners screaming into the phone like “PLEASE ANNIE" and she groans and is like “fine" and she gets two jugs of milk and brings them over and theyre both tear streaked and sweaty and red and in their underwear and they take the jugs and just pour the milk into their mouths and it runs down their bodies and onto the floor and then they both sit down on the floor panting for air and reiner curls up in fetal position and annies been texting the whole time and shes just looking at them like "…okay. im going home now." and reiner is chokig out “thank…you…annie…."
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art by sakimichan
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to sum up chihiro’s story: bullied boy who wasn’t masculine enough. dresses in girls clothes so people will assume he’s just a normal girl instead of a weak boy. monokuma’s threat to chihiro was to out him as a man. but instead of worrying about that, he decided he’d try to become the man he wants to be so he could reveal it to everyone himself. he’s very emotionally strong, even if he never saw that.
please don’t misunderstand his character development. for fuck’s sake.
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this picture is bullshit because it looks like this
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but then when you open it it’s
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WHEN URE THE OLDEST PERSON IN THE ROOM BUT ALSO THE SHORTEST
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So there’s gonna be a live action film version of SNK. I’m excited for it but the anime versions of the titans already are creepy. I can’t imagine a live action. I hope they do the angles of the soldiers swinging around using the 3D Gears. That would look sick. Kinda how they do in Spider-Man films. Maybe better.
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Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food [x]
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I really wanna go on a cute date where we go to an aquarium and get ice cream and hold hands and just enjoy each other’s company and also look at fish bc they’re cool as fuck
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boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:
you have to kill the spider
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