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okay listen. someone needs to tell Wyll that he is not forsaking anyone by regretting his pact. when you talk to him about it, it feels like he’s terrified that the moment words of regret pass his lips for it, then every moment of goodness he’s strived for (either because of it or despite it) will be instantly undone.
it’s one of the only conversations you can have with him in the entire game that his voice catches and breaks. sweet Wyll, I promise it’s okay, to say aloud that you have been harmed irreversibly by something you felt forced into from the very first moment. it does not take away from how hard you’ve tried, how much you care, how good you are. I promise.
I also think he struggles to admit how much the pact has hurt him because I think if he had to make the decision a second time, he’d still make the same one, and he believes that must translate to having no regrets about it, but I don’t think that’s true. he has been tormented and yanked around for years and has so deeply believed for all of it that he is not allowed to struggle with the damage, because he made this choice and now he’s going to live with it without a whisper of complaint. but gods he is hurting so much inside. the moment you suggest getting out of the pact he reveals instantly how much he wants that. im going to cry like I am making myself cry rn
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the babe of frontiers 🫶
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HAPPY "THIS MAN BELONGS TO ME" DAY TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES
#GNAWS#YEAH HAPPY DAY WHERE RE: DRACULA SNUCK LUCY'S THEME INTO THE BACKGROUND MUSIC OF JONATHAN'S WHOLE EXPERINECE AND MADE ME UPSET ABOUT IT DAY#re: dracula
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obligations, guilt, and the inherent catharsis of saying fuck
#oh!! there will never come a day where i am LESS emotional about this game!! good to know!!!#undertale
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my favorite customer service slip ups
#i frequently answer the phone for work#my script normally goes ‘‘[name of office] dental; [my name] speaking; how can I help you?’’#yesterday a patient called. and i picked up with ‘‘[name of office] dental speaking -’’ and this would possibly have been fine#except for that it sounded so wrong to ME that i immediately started laughing#whoops#not the worst fuckup on here
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Presented without comment.
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to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war
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Let me repost this now that I'm finally out of Tumblr jail <3

Since I've received some messages again, here’s another little art process. 🖤 I use Procreate, and the brushes are from Artbylouris’ bundle.


(Also, as I mentioned, IBTtW last chapter will be updated as soon as betas are done with it. It's a big one. <3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/56971591 )
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Dropout didn't spend $15,000 on Seal's Kiss from a Rose. They spent $30,000.
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Can you believe that I never did a proper portrait of him????
He’s mainly made of dark circles and hair and lack of trust
(something fresh while I gather the strenght to post the almost 20 drawings I have in the backlog xD)
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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May 12: LIZARD FASHION.
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#i was gonna scroll past this bc it’s been a minute since i played anything & i don’t remember for sure what the last thing i watched was#HOWEVER the last thing i watched WAS probably rock the block#and the last thing i played might have been bg3 even though that was Months ago#and you know what? actually yes i do want to watch the tadfools try to compete in a home renovation competition#i think this would be hilarious#Send Them To The Block#i think gale would probably win#if the last thing i watched WASNT rock the block then it WAS game changer and you know what#i would like to put the tadfools on game changer also#either way this is fantastic#djdhfhfn#……. just realized this said *film* and not *show*#well the last film i saw was war of the rohirrim but my 1:40am misunderstanding is funnier im leaving it
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little darlin'
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OH, AND MAY I ADD - “who was ever so great as attila, whose blood is in these veins,” asks dracula??
JONATHAN. JONATHAN IS. THE ANSWER TO THAT COMES ON OCTOBER THIRD, AND THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS JONATHAN.
SO DRACULA, WAXING POETIC ABOUT HIS HISTORY, SAYS OF THE HUNS, THEIR WARLIKE FURY HAD SWEPT THE EARTH LIKE A LIVING FLAME.
AND THEN ON OCTOBER THIRD. JACK CALLS JONATHAN A LIVING FLAME.
WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING, OF COURSE.
#DRACULA WAXING POETIC ABOUT HOW GREAT AND SPECIAL AND POWERFUL HE IS TO HIS VICTIM#ONLY FOR JONATHAN TO EMBODY ALL THE COURAGE AND WRATH DRACULA WAXES POETIC ABOUT#FOR JONATHAN TO BE THE ONE TO DEFEAT HIM IN THE END#!!!!!!!!!!#re: dracula#the paranoid android speaks!
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SO DRACULA, WAXING POETIC ABOUT HIS HISTORY, SAYS OF THE HUNS, THEIR WARLIKE FURY HAD SWEPT THE EARTH LIKE A LIVING FLAME.
AND THEN ON OCTOBER THIRD. JACK CALLS JONATHAN A LIVING FLAME.
WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING, OF COURSE.
#I AM NORMAL ABOUT THE NOVEL DRACULA BY BRAM STOKER#I LOVE DOING THIS EVERY YEAR HOW DO I CATCH SOMETHING NEW EVERY TIME STILL#AOUGHHH#re: dracula#this relisten is SO#BITES#the paranoid android speaks!
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