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Combining flawed yet well meaning fictional fathers into the ultimate dad
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more windows should be stained glass. Just in general
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ok based on the tags I’ve been getting on several of my posts, this is MUCH more of a widespread thing than I could have imagined, so..
for me NO and I’m from US, california
#mmmm i love foodborne illness!#NO i do NOT...put that shit in the fridge!!!!#from midwest united states
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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.
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Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom
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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
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Only on the darkest arctic nights can you encounter this Primordial Pokémon. It manifests as aurora and ice, gently towering over the pole's frigid denizens... ✨❄️🧊 (There are 12 kinds of Pokémon in this #art! Can you find 'em all? Some are well hidden... Have fun, open your mind, & don't give away answers! 💕) Image on Bluesky~
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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i hope im not just a good tumblr art curator but also someone whose personal posts you find deeply irritating
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i keep a small deck of cards hidden on my person at all times so that in the event someone attempts to rob me i can quickly gamble myself into destitution before they take my money
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